Season 7 Episode 1 – Salmonella on my dick

Fanfics read:
The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by OustSurfaceDisinfectant)
Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) (by gunboots)
Nintendo Land After Hours (by DeltaSmutSPD (Psyga315))

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn

SORRY!
SORRY!
SORRY!
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The boys and gal of Nighthorse are back after a very unrestful and unrelaxing non-break, due in no small part to finally getting the definitive version of our My Immortal reading completed! In fact, this is being posted on Stevo and Val’s honeymoon! (Yes, it’s over five years late, we know)

We return to form with a new opening and immerse right back into the fun with three stories. First, we read a very classic story from Egyptian folklore called The Adventures of Kurt Manlove. After cleaning up the tentacle goo, we move right along into Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head). Space puberty is indeed a rough time for every human…in space. Lastly, we get some hot dude on CRT action with Nintendo Land After Hours. Don’t stick your dick into a powered on CRT, folks. It’s NOT a good idea.

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Season 6 Episode 23 – My Immortal, Part 6 ~ ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, Mirri, Epidehl, Popesloth, Scout

THE END!

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Season 6 Episode 22 – My Immortal, Part 5 ~ XBlakXTearX

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, D-LUCKS, SimJan, Lack of Sense, Wolley

It’s just never gonna end, is it? It’s so goffik. So drprzed. So Hot Topik.

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Season 6 Episode 21 – My Immortal, Part 4 ~ stop flaming da story ok

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Scout, Mirri, Epidehl, Kutsu Shita, Popesloth, Wolley

Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. We pick up the second half of My Immortal and split it into three parts, for a total of six episodes of Tara’s epic goffik saga. This marathon was recorded over a total of five hours on Friday, August 17th, 2018, a few days before Stevo’s birthday. What a present for him. Wow.

In this section, we start a bit fresher, before quickly descending back into the purgatory of spelling errors, emo references, and wrist slitting. There’s a lot of people who ended up taking part, so just roll with it and forgive anyone for breaking down and begging to be released from this literary prison.

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Season 6 Episode 20 – My Immortal, Part 3 ~ Darth Valer and Morty Mcfli

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ms Pouty, Troy, Kutsu Shita, D-LUCKS

 

 

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Season 6 Episode 19 – My Immortal, Part 2 ~ Hey bitch you look kawaii

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord

We arrive at Part 2. Don’t you fink gay guys are lik so hawt?11 Like little hurricanes running through your loins. The hole goes deeper, and the light fades further.

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Season 6 Episode 18 – My Immortal, Part 1 ~ Hi my name is Ebony, etc, etc

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, Mirri, Epidehl, Lack of Sense, Gorejuice, Frosty the Nord, Kutsu Shita, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty

It begins. Again.

And it’s been a long time coming, too. After we attempted to reread it last year, we realized that a) we didn’t have enough time the first go around and b) we’re able to do MUCH better now. So we did. A huge number of people helped us reread one of the most infamous fanfictions every written. This is Part 1 of My Immortal. I have no other words than: enjoy, and beware.

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Season 6 Episode 17 – Don’t Sass Back at Me, Kazoo!

Fanfics read:
Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk (by NoWindForThisHole)
Blow (by jen0va99)
Even Steven (by NoWindForThisHole)
The Gaps Filled in Dreams (by Emerald Embers (emeraldembers))

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril

Woo! Cyril joins us for what is the last episode of our normal season for Season 6! That…doesn’t mean we get the chance to celebrate, because a) we had to read four stories in one night and b) we have to gird our loins for the My Immortal reread that completes in the next few weeks. First, we get completely fucked in the head by Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk. Then, we object to the inappropriate use of the bathroom in Blow. After that, we get our gem on with Even Steven. And finally, we get caresses with lots of tentacles in The Gaps Filled in Dreams. Blame Carlos for everything.

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Season 6 Episode 16 – Coming soon~Recorder, for Lovers

Fanfics read:
Morning Light (by takahoe)
In My Defense, I Didn’t Know At The Time (by PunishedPyotr)
Roots of Life A Cradle to Love (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Marc with a C

Well, this got out of hand rather quickly. Steve Rudzinski (http://silverspotlightfilms.moonfruit.com) and Marc with a C (http://marcwithac.com) hop on to give our show some repudation, but mostly what we get are musical interruptions, pitches of wares, laughs/screams, and discussions about Man-Spider. We read three stories guaranteed (not really) to get your motor running. First, we HENSHIN up with Morning Light, a Kamen Rider Ghost fic nobody really cared about beyond having plates of laundry in it. Then, we get all solid and liquid-y with In My Defense, I Didn’t Know At The Time about the awkwardness of having sex with both Snake brothers. Finally, we travel fairly oddly back into Comicsnix with Roots of Life A Cradle to Love, which hasn’t gotten any better than the last time we read about Timmy Turner sitting on a toothbrush and fucking a houseplant.

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Season 6 Episode 15 – Dick Baked Cookies

Fanfics read:
What a Halloween (by Axras4TheWin)
Don’t Leave Pets in the Cold (by JojoEatsFlan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Sara

I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this real or not? Are we REALLY reading more Kingdom Hearts fanfiction after our last travesty of an outing with that source material? APPARENTLY, WE ARE! Sara joins us AND submits an old fanfic she wrote about the classic crossover series between Disney and Square that has caused astrophysicists to scratch their heads in confusion as to how the storyline works at all. We open with her story called What a Halloween. After we’re done with the game series that requires advanced calculus to understand the game titles, we move on to some lighter fair with some One Punch Man (specifically Genos) action in Don’t Leave Pets in the Cold. A good rule if you have animals, as well as apparently a dig at someone’s subservience when bringing them delicious kobe beef! We hope you’ll join us in setting some dick-shaped cookies out in the Arizona sun for this one.

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