Season 11 Episode 14 – Manlet Chowder Conveyor Belt

Fanfics read:
Coitus Rudely Interruptus (by unknown)
Freddy Fazbear’s Jizzeria (by FuckmanJenkins)
Touched By An Angel (by Dragonsploosh) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Wow, is it really April already? Shit, what happened to March, and the entirety of 2020? Well, no matter, we are still here, still reading, just like that dude who kept pushing the kidney stones up the hill forever in some mythology. This time we got Attack on Titan, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and Dr. Who. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s MY turn to get a ride on the conveyor belt. I got vaccinated, after all.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 13 – Baked Nebraska

Fanfics read:
Taking a Dip (by NoWindForThisHole)
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector (by Anne Packrat)
A Gift for Mommy (by Tafyapyap)
Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 (by Srelex) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s late and I am tired so just pretend I wrote something here about the stories we read and made vague suggestions about some of the tangents we went off on in this episode. Friggin’ waifu husbando lists.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 12 – The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, Alaska

Fanfics read:
BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake)
Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Warning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of yelling. This one physically hurt at times to edit. That’s how bad it was. We read about Balto and gang getting into NASCAR adventures, and then had to switch over to some Lord of the Rings Hobbit stuff because I couldn’t take the screaming anymore. I hope it was worth the effort!

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy?

Fanfics read:
Crazy Dave’s Crazy Kinks (by daddychat)
Females Aren’t Everything (by Tafyapyap)
Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Val gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so hard to coordinate right now). Filled with tangents and dad-jokes, we read PvZ fic, Pokémon fic, and some Resident Evil fic before just giving in to the randomness. 

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 10 – I like my Pussy Al Dente

Fanfics read:
Encounter II (by VsaFic) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

In this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off on a million other conversations so at the end we just guessed at how much rule34 existed of various things. Be sure to boil your pasta for 72 hours at a minimum.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 9 – Vladdy Daddy

Fanfics read:

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn
God-Speed (by CanadianHospitality)
Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu)
Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose)
Seductress (by JustSpirky) 

Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you can probably guess what kind of jokes ensued. We also read about Castlevania and Cars. It was a well rounded fuckfest, won’t you enjoy?

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 8 – Jace the Lint Sculptor

Fanfics read:
MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful)
Easing one’s mind (by Veltana)
Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner (by Jack Russel) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Logan’s back again! Noticing a pattern? Cause I definitely am not. He’s totally not going to constantly pop in and out for the remainder of the season. Nope, not at all. But now that he IS back, we got to finish the MOCKFICK Book 2, and read two more stories. The first one was specifically for Logan called Easing One’s Mind, about Magic the Gathering. And then the next one was just fun for everyone, called Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner. Spoiler: he doesn’t actually do a lot of window cleaning in it. Surprised, I know.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 7 – Pork Chops are my Moon

Fanfics read:
Simulated (by daybreaks (chrisonfire))
MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Logan, still stuck on the moon or whatever, is the only one missing from this episode as we delve into our first fanfic about You Gee Ohhhh. Then we also talk about furries and a bunch of other random stuff. Look, it’s Friday and I’m tired so imagine a funnier episode description here. In lieu of that, just listen to it because it is actually funny!

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super hero

Fanfics read:
Dares (by Snow)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin’ Outback (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Aaaand we’re back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven in his moon base on the moon, but at least we got four of the crew on board, right? Yeah, let’s go with that rationale.

Only two stories read, and only one completed this week. First we get some super hot truth or dare billionaire action with Batman and his folks in Dares. Then we start on another bustered manethwomb epi(demi)c: 69 Hues of Chick Fil A something something something Gay the squeakwel. Gonna go grab a couple of them bloomin onion cockrings now while the oil is still scalding.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)

Season 11 Episode 5 – Emit Azzip

Fanfics read:
Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo)
Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost)
Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen)
Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

YAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and the baby stayed asleep the whole time! MACKEREL. Enjoy it while it lasts, if it lasts, cause it probably doesn’t but its really nice to get the band back together to play on top of this windy rooftop surrounded by sharks and barbed wire.

In this episode we read a few Transformers Kinktober pieces, a few stories about Spider Man, and then jack into the Matrix. It was a thing! Tip your drivers.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)
Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)