Season 8 Episode 11 – The Adventures of Pooh-Bear and his Malware-Infested USB Stick

Fanfics read:

Tsuyu and Bakugo in Rapunzel (by EuroCat)
Flash Fiction Fuckin’s (by DraceDomino)
First Encounter (by Lyris Malachi)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Rhythm Bastard

It feels like the dawning of a new age today! Birds are chirping in the trees. Foxes are darting in and out of traffic making strange noises. And of course we’re doing what we always do: reading fanfiction.

In this episode, we start off with another My Hero Academia fanfiction, called Tsuyu and Bakugo in Rapunzel. After last week’s Hot-Pocket Fuck Experiment, honestly didn’t mind calming it down a bit with some 4th wall breaking humor. A gallant attempt at shifting default user-ships for Heroackkckkkha. After that, we read some sections from Flash Fiction Fuckin’s. Each chapter was a different pairing apparently, and we enjoyed picking what the next person had to suffer through. Then Cassie and Rhythm Bastard joined us to reread a classic involving the School of Hogwarts and a giant squid. Then some more flash fiction thingies. Overall, 100million points out of 10 because it wasn’t Brewdening Love (I promise I will only harp on that for a few more weeks).

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Season 8 Episode 10 – My dick can fall off for all I care, I’ve accepted my fate

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)
maybe you shouldnt put your dick in there (by shuppet44)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn

WE FINALLY FINISHED BREWDENING LOVE! Holy shit, that felt way longer and worse than I remembered it. Disdonn helped us finally knock this thing to the mat for the fullcount. This will also hopefully be the last episode that’s cobbled together from multiple recordings. To celebrate the fact that we finished, we read a fucking lovely My Hero Academia fanfic called maybe you shouldnt put your dick in there. I won’t spoil anything about it but it was great, and made all the sweeter because Dave ducked out early so he didn’t get to witness it. It’s okay, I’ll make him listen to it this week. So happy to be moving on from this shit!

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Season 8 Episode 9 – and then the dark lord said ‘oh no…’

Fanfics read:

Legolas (by Laura)
A Valentines Gone Too Far Fortnite NSFW Fanfiction (by InflamedIce)
Steam (by Swood)
Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tea, DLucks

I feel like these writeups get so much harder to do when we’re reading a long story. Like, I could wax philosophical about many things when we’re not mired in an extended read but now? All I want to do is just bang my head on the desk.

Tea and DLucks join us as we take a tiny, super small reprieve from Brewdening Love and get some other flavors in the mix. First we read Legolas. We regretted it. Then, we read about Fortnite in A Valentines Gone Too Far Fornite NSFW Fanfiction. Those who cared regretted it, though most of us didn’t know any of the characters. You know, because its Fortnite. Then we read about Bionicle, and Logan and Tea cared and very much regretted it. Then it was more Brewdening Love. *sigh*

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Season 8 Episode 8 – Vampire Baseball

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Kutsu Shita

Boy, what fun being a vampire is! Our characters in Brewdening Love sure are relate-able, believable, and not at all grating on our nerves at this point! NOPE! Thanks Kutsu for putting up with us as we try to get more chapters done on this. Sorry, I promise (probably) the writeups after this one will be better written.

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Season 8 Episode 7 – Top 25 Placenta Recipes and Other Things that are Gross

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Scout

Another week, another instance of Love of the Brewdening variety! Wolfy and Scout-y grace us with their ha-ha’s as we cobble together both a makeup recording with the regular episode last week. There’s a LOT of content, and it’s…well, if you’ve listened to any of this so far you know exactly what to expect.

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Season 8 Episode 6 – Hot Bird Water

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Enigmatic, JoeldaAlcoholic

In this week’s installment, we get knee deep back into Brewdening Love with our guests Enigmatic and Joel. We discuss Hot Bird Water, which is a thing. Really I just don’t have much to type about this because it’s Brewdening Love and I won’t spoil any of it for y’all, you’ll just have to listen!

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Season 8 Episode 5 – Nudity Takes a Backseat

Fanfics read:

Kingdom Hearts The Legend of Keyblade Master – Side Chapter The Exciting Physical Examination (by Azmodan0210)
Edwards brithday (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)
Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty

Finally! We get to one of Shawn and Stevo’s favorite properties ever! We get to read a Senran Kagura story (much to Logan’s dismay). There’s one problem: it’s a crossover with Kingdom Hearts. Well, there’s way more problems than that, but that’s just one of the bigger problems. The crew starts off with some side chapter in a story called The Legend of Keyblade Master called The Exciting Physical Examination.

Next, David reads a short story about Ward from Twitlight called Edward’s brithday. It definitely was a…uh, thing.

Lastly, Symphoenix and Ms. Pouty return to help us tackle our…LONGFIC?! Yes, five episodes in, we begin at least attempting to take on Brewdening Love for the first time on FNF! No spoilers from us about it in this description, but it is a classic on a level almost reaching My Immortal. Sinnars fuk of!!!11

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Season 8 Episode 4 – His Penis Did A U-Turn

Fanfics read:

Not-Tiny Hermione (by GiantessLover)
A Whore for Bigfoot (by TooBigToFit)
Flavortown University (by shlonglord)
Reporting for Duty (by Jason)
Doctor Hoo (by x-sparklegurl1997-x)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, LackofSense, Afrohawk

Hey, everyone! Stevo here, posting from out of state! Currently at VGMCon, so I will have to make this writeup brief. LackofSense and Afrohawk joined us for our first experiment in the new ordering for the show, and it worked out really well. We got through FIVE stories. Ted Cruz may or may not be in one of them. You’ll just have to listen to find out!

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Season 8 Episode 3 – Cosmic Dangles – My Mathematical Harem

Fanfics read:
Snow (by Monik-chanlove)
Desire (by DarkRiku0)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

So, full disclosure: I have never attempted to watch more than 20 seconds of a PewDiePie video ever. I don’t care enough to. And I don’t know who this Cry-character is that’s also apparently a YouTuber. But we tried to read an MPREG fanfiction about them! Snow, which was apparently run through some kind of translator, goes full-daytime-soap on us before we switched over to the hottest Kairi X Kairi(?) fanfic we’ve read on a Wednesday night in February of 2019! That’s not saying much though. I honestly can’t tell if Desire fizzled or sizzled because I’m currently filled with 19 different variants of Xehanort and at least two Soras.

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Season 8 Episode 2 – Warden, my erection got stuck again!

Fanfics read:
Devito Raider (by Brododile)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s time for some hot Devito action! The fretful Nighthorse five tackle the hairy, balding, sweaty, short stature that should honestly have been the canon Lara Croft. Danny Devito stars in Devito Raider (by Brododile). Come along as we raid some ancient civilizations and complain about our parents!

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