Season 13 Episode 1 – No, you don’t deserve joy


Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s been over a year since the sun has risen.

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Season 12 Episode 22 – Glup Shitto

Fanfics read:
X-Men Orgy (xmeno.txt)
69 Hues of Meta Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

This is it, the last episode of Season 12! After this, we’re taking the Summer off and then we’ll see if we can come back occasionally once the Fall hits, but we will not longer be doing weekly episodes! The era of guests is over! IT IS THE END TIMES (no the show is not dying I swear)! And we’re going out the way we came in: reading bad fanfic. One last diddlefic by Buster Manwomb before *the hibernationing* begins. It’s been quite a journey getting to this zenith, now how the hell do we get down?

In all seriousness, as we shift into this new phase of podcast existence, thank you to everyone who’s helped us make it this far. Happy Pride month to all, as well. We’ll see you when we see you. This is not the last time you’ll hear us reading smut!

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Season 12 Episode 21 – Jewish Beyblades

Fanfics read:
Strip Dreidel (by tprillahfiction)
Waluigi’s Supermassive Black Hole (by MenagerieOfDarkness) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Second to last episode of the Season and by golly we’re still reading about Star Trek and Waluigi. Our lives are a warped kaleidoscope, a bizarre cornucopia of paths crossing where none should ever meet. Anyways, here’s some sexy times featuring Jewish Beyblades.

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Season 12 Episode 20 – Gohman Tamago Pops The Squirt

Fanfics read:
Diners, Drive Ins, and Masturbation (by orphan_account)
Vegeta’s Saturday Night (by Kuri_tsuka)
HIS LEATHER IS TOO THICCCCC (by UnstableUniverses)
Mikey and Leo’s Love Lives (by mikeysgirl99) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tom White (heisanevilgenius)

There’s a lot to unpack in this episode but it has Danny DeVito, vibrating beds, panic attacks, ugh, eggs, WWE Immortals, and turtlecest. There’s more but I kinda blocked it out. Tom White is here, maybe ask him since none of us remembers.

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Season 12 Episode 19 – The Jews 4 Chuggs Sect

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb)
Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady.

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Season 12 Episode 18 – An Ass Eaten in Every Driveway

Fanfics read:
The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk)
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

I feel like we’re stuck in some kind of time anomaly. Life keeps going by so fast but nothing is changing, progress is at a standstill. We tread into god’s domain, and we were unprepared. We shouldn’t have meddled. We shouldn’t have nom’d the lettuce.

Save us. Save us from…the Mitch.

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Season 12 Episode 17 – Elvis Noise

Fanfics read:
please don’t read this (by orphan_account)
Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul)
smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn

You know you’re in for a good time when we get a fanfic titled “please don’t read this”. Disdonn guests as we dive into the depraved depths with Digimon and then furry Alucard.

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Season 12 Episode 16 – GURKLE

Fanfics read:
Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck)
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar))
Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, Rose

Ah, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined by rain and being interspersed between random snowstorms and wind gales. Oh, you’re here for the fanfic episode. Right.

In this episode we come full circle, or rather ovoid, as we tackle the hard hitting topic of racism. MLK fucks the green M&M. Didn’t think I’d ever write that sentence. Then we read some Star Wars gay drug fucking, and finally a story about new mittens and an uncomfortable chair. Rose joined in and contributed to the terrible ideas and even worse candy rankings.

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Season 12 Episode 15 – A Bad Case of Salt Dick

Fanfics read:
Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater)
A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince’s Bed (by chewysugar)
Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Sunny

David says: “Here’s your episode, please enjoy. Like, Comment, Survive.”

It was a good episode that trimmed is still over two hours long. Seriously, these descriptions would spoil so many jokes if I mentioned what went on during it. This is Hall of Fame material though, guaranteed*

*not a guarantee

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Season 12 Episode 14 – Adam Sandler is Not in Beastars (As Far As I Know)

Fanfics read:
The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola)
Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account)
Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Don’t say The Peepee Poopoo Man
Don’t think The Peepee Poopoo Man
And whatever you do don’t have sex with Sans.

I’ve given up trying to figure out even the slightest hint of where an episode is going anymore. We read Goosebumps, Beastars, and Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic.

Oh, and Don’t eat that french fry off the ground. You’ll get a cum cold.

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