Season 12 Episode 12 – You’ll Always Be My Silverboat

Fanfics read:
Palentine’s Day (by Enpasii)
Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby (by Care A Lot)
Aftermath Desolation Point (by CyberWolf SgtJay)
The Arrow Gets Horny (by tfsideblog)
A Slash Pine Romance (by Farfalla) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

All you need to know is this episode took over 30 hours to edit.

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Season 12 Episode 11 – Ha Ha you’ve lost control of your limbs for life

Fanfics read:
~Iubire nemuritoare~ (by PhoenixMakesJams)
Look at the bright side of things (by Gaming_fanfics)
Ginger’s Inside Story (by N01)
Fifty three years ago (by Kelltu (2xcross)) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley

In what can only be classified under international law as “a clusterfuck” of an episode, we get all five together again AND have a guest to go through four stories that have fuck all to do with one another. We find out about what drugs were available during World War 2, discuss geometry, and Logan gets upset when he is robbed of mpreg. Just your typical Wednesday night.

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Season 12 Episode 10 – ‘Hue-Go Award-Winning Episode FNF – The Bell Tolls for Thee, Scoob’

Fanfics read:
Baby-Sitters Club and Scooby Doo The Fire Mystery at the Cemetery (by MaryAnnefan4Life) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Lack

I laughed a lot during this episode. That’s all I got, this one really needs to be heard to be experienced properly. Thanks to Matt for being our guest this episode!

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Season 12 Episode 9 – Stadium Fries Die Here

Fanfics read:
UA’s Sex Counselor and Advisor (by Kenchi Narukami)
i’m just a horny little lovesick mess (by mouthsoup) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Happy almost New Year to one and all! 2021 sucked but we know that! 2022 is also going to suck in some capacity but hopefully not as bad! Celebrate the right way by listening to our last Hentaimas episode. That’s all I got, enjoy!

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Season 12 Episode 8 – I Fucked Santa with my Face

Fanfics read:
Bitch, I Fucked Santa!! (by HeatherSinclair)
Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty (by Staadtal)
Zootopia Partners in More Ways Than One (by Sage of Discord)
Scrooge x ghost!marley (by Jackiemetcalfe1952)
In The Office (by Serenity1) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Woofy

A Hentaimas Miracle where all five hosts got to be together at least once more before the end of the year! Woofy joins as guest as we read to naughty stories about Christmas, one naughty story about bunny and fox cops, one more really naughty story about Christmas but not about Santa, and then continuing the trend of geriatric gay sex, a story about Mr. Burns. We wish you all a happy whatever you celebrate and if you don’t celebrate anything a happy fucking Friday!

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Season 12 Episode 7 – TERF-Slapping Day

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Writer’s Block A Very Manwomb Christmas (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Buster Manwomb

We keep missing episodes because of illness, I really am wondering if someone is circulating voodoo dolls of at least one of the hosts and applying cruel and gross conditions to them. Anyways, we kick off the December times in earnest by creating our new FNF holiday: Hentaimas! We have no idea what’s involved but we like the name and despite any reddit forums to the contrary we are totally the first people to think of it.

To celebrate we read Buster Manwomb Christmas fanfic and somehow summon them into our realm to read with us. We can now confirm that they are not one of the hosts and we can possibly dovetail one of the longer running bits of the show. Or not, I can’t predict the future. That’s Logan’s job.

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Season 12 Episode 6 – West VRgyner

Fanfics read:
A Discovery Not Made (by orphan_account)
Calling a Truce (by ElwritesFanworks)
Five-Star Man (by rillrill) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Another core of four episode but this time Val gets swapped in for Logan! One of these days maybe all five will be together. Or not. This timeline is weird anyway.

We start off by reading about Thanksgiving (AMERICAN Thanksgiving) with fanfic about Columbus. Then after undiscovering American, we read about Skyrim and the taught political divides over racial supremacy and also sex. Finally, we fill out those survey cards and figure out who the five star man is in Philadelphia, which is Always Sunny. Happy Veterans Day, everyone!

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Season 12 Episode 5 – Senior Week

Fanfics read:
Capitol Coup But With Grandpa Sex (by Just_Spite)
A for… (by crossingwinter) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Waffle

Second guest spot this season is Waffle, who joins us midway through some steam Passover Star Wars fanfiction. Okay, lemme back up a second. We started off reading about the January 6th Insurrection but its all sexy and shit. Then we started reading about Rey’s anal fantasizing of Ren before going to Passover and getting shitfaced. It was a trip, and no you cannot hear the uncensored version. Nobody can. It’s too powerful.

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Season 12 Episode 4 – Paul Atrei Deez Nuts

Fanfics read:
Dune: The Cock Worship of Muad’Dib (by Jamie Smith)
At the Heart of it All (by Steadfxst) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Aight so yeah Val will show up around Christmas because of her classes but otherwise we strive on! Recovering from the Spongebob fanfic from last week, we go with something a little bit more relevant to current events. There’s a new Dune movie, so we read old fanfic of the Dune books (and not Dhoom the Bollywood thriller). We spend a good chunk reading about the cock worship and nun tit slapping, and then we read something else! That something else being fanfic of John Stewart and the Daily Show. It’s gooey and sticky and attemptedly sexy.

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Season 12 Episode 3 – Slow Dancing with Chinese Food

Fanfics read:
A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat)
Squid’s Ward (by diesir) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Brief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in it!

Beth and Sam join as the first guests of Season 12 wherein we read about a Cars orgy, Squidward’s barnacle, and Stevo gets yelled at for talking about his work friend named Guido.

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