Season 6 Episode 6 – DON’T TOUCH ME!

Fanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Gorillaz720 (Jamie)

This week, Gorillaz720 joins us for the first time to give some Aussie cred (even though the country still doesn’t exist, apparently) to our continued reading of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. We laughed, we cried, got poo-poo in the eye and potentially compromised our ability to be hired to any reasonable employment positions.

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

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Season 6 Episode 5 – Vagina of Wonders

Fanfics read:
The Fanfic Critic and Her Vagina Of Wonders (by Mylokitty)
Lesbian Jesus and her Heavenly Wedding (by Mylokitty)
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, SimJan

SimJan joins us for a duo and a half (we couldn’t finish, and yes we’re used to feeling that way) of stories about very strange women with even stranger sexual tendencies. First, a set of stories about the FanFic Critic by Mylokitty. We begin with exploring the Vagina of Wonders and end up at a magical lesbian wedding in the afterlife. After getting juicy and moist spelunking in those vaginal caverns, we move on to a SimJan-edited version of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. It’s basically the My Immortal of the Twilight world (somehow apparently worse than Brewdening Love). Don’t smock dope in the lockar room, kids!

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

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Season 6 Episode 4 – OOEY GOOEY SUPER POOEY

Fanfics read:
The Giving Tree A Gift of Love (by OhGodHereItComesYouMustNotMiss)
Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC: The Series Reboot That Scootareader Vowed Never to Do On Multiple Occasions, But Suddenly Decided He Would Do Anyway, That Doesn’t Stay True to the Original at All, and Has a Title That Maxes Out the Chara (by Scootareader)
The Story of a Big Baby in the House by Comicsnix
Timeless Lust (by Rishi12345)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Cap, Rhythm Bastard

In this episode, Cap and Rhythm Bastard join us for a bunch of stories all of which will scar a part of your childhood. First up, a story about the Giving Tree! Then, a story about My Little Pony! Then, a story about…House M.D. (just roll with it). And we finish off with a story about Pokémon! I promise there isn’t not any incest in at least one of these…

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

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Season 6 Episode 3 – I like you as a person and your penis just happens to be attached to you

Fanfics read:
Beloved of the Black Lion (by Nary)
shrektacular: shrekawa was jst a boy……. but this is serious so he’s an ogre (by oikawamemesquad)
In the Mood that Fighting is For (by gunboots)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sollux

Voltron is love, Voltron porn is life.

In this episode, Sollux joins the crew for two stories about big, nasty things and one story about Shrek. We delve into the world of Voltron and see exactly how one has sex with a huge anime mech thingy in Beloved of the Black Lion. Then we take a dip back in the swamp of Shrek stories with shrektacular (full title so long so I just am not even going to bother to type it again). So kawaii desune donkiwa. Finally, we drop back into Voltron with In the Mood that Fighting is For and…I just don’t even remember at this point. It was fun, though!

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

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Season 6 Episode 2 – Cockapoodledoo

Fanfics read:
Rick and Morty’s Quest for Love (by Th3Baron)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Beth, Sam

We *urgghh* *burb* read some, uhhh *brrp* some of that there erotic *uhh burp* Ricky and Morty fanfiction, there. *barf*

Okay, I honestly can’t type like that for too long without going absolutely insane and smothering my supple, naked body with “I voted” stickers and taking a bath in snails. Sam and Beth join us for an attempt (valiant, possibly foolish) at reading Rick and Morty’s Quest for Love. Tropey? Yup. Horribly written? You bet. Uncomfortable sexuality involving aliens? Yeah, that’s a definite. Prepare your earholes to get fucked in many ways unfamiliar to humanity.

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

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Season 6 Episode 1 – The Bullworth Academy Meat Tornadoes

Fanfics read:
A Date with Yoda (by blooddavid4658)
Thundercats The Magic Dust (by Mugetsu G)
Wet Love (by ChaoticTrainer)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val

And we’re BAAAAAAAACK! And, of course, basically nothing’s changed. The crew storms through three stories to kick off Season 6, and it’s clear that downhill is a thing that just never ends for us.

First off is a story about Yoda going on a date with Miley Cyrus. Which is not the actual Yoda but just some dude’s friend who’s gamertag is Yoda. We still use the Yoda voice, though, because that makes it all the more awkward as we discuss how much ear hair Yoda’s dick has.

After that, we get kinky in furtown with some Thundercats erotica. David keeps talking about some Mechanical Redneck from He-man or something, but it’s still pretty hot/gross.

Finally, we read a very short story about the anime Free!, which is about swimming and other assorted wetnesses.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and we hope you all like the new intro!

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Season 5 Episode 43 – It’s Called Poopie

Fanfics read:

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
This is it, the final episode of the longest Season we’ve ever had (so far, hopefully ever, but you never know). With this, the brave boys n girls of FNF finish that koopalings fic. After that concludes (for what it’s worth that we can call it concluded, it ended on a terrible note and it wasn’t really an ending), Val gets to read a wonderfully short Scott Pilgrim trollfic. And we end the Season reading a story that one of our fans wrote about Stevo and David sending Steam gifts and the dangers of abusing all your internet bandwidth. Think of the opossums, won’t you?
With Season 5 concluded, so does our tenure with Nerdy Show Network. I want to take this time to once again extend many thanks to them for hosting us and giving us a place to live during our formative Seasons. We wish them and every show on the Network the best in the future moving forward, as they’re also going through a lot of transitions right now.

We’ll be making a separate announcement on the podcast feed about this as well, but you can find us at our new website being hosted at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/ We’ve started recruiting for Season 6, and recruitment for this Season ends on March 21st. Season 6 will start on April 4th, 2018. The adventure continues. We’ll see you all real soon!

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Season 5 Episode 42 – Krispy Kreme Drippings

Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sony, Simjan

Join us once more for some o’ that there homoerotic lizardman koopa-thingy story “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Many riveting emotional topics were discussed – including expensive anime figurines, pastries, fractured and angled genitalia, and whether brojobs are hobbies or not!

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Season 5 Episode 41 – High Cumlonic

Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sammy

In this episode we’re reading a story about gay lizardmen who are brothers. There must be something in the water that’s turning them that way, if conspiracy theories are to be believed! It’s like our show has been invaded by Alex Jones and his Infowarez, or whatever it’s called. Yup, we’re still reading “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather.

GAY LIZARDMEN SIBLINGS. WAKE UP, AMERIKA.

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Season 5 Episode 40 – Why is Mary-Jane the Crypt Keeper?

Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Danyo, Sara

We resume reading “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith and boy does it get awkward. Mostly because of a dude named Craig. Because Craig is not really a sexy name at all. Also Craig does drugs and it all gets really weird and awkward… and still… definitely not a sexy name. We progress from there into uncharted caverns, mostly trying to define concave dimensions on a human being’s body. We also ruined the Crypt Keeper. After at long last wrapping the Spider-Person debauchery, we start “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Enjoy!

Or don’t… Because it’s awful!

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