Season 10 Episode 8 – Technicolor Germany is Gay Canon

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Mike, Karleigh

And this the prophecy has come to pass that there were TWO FNF episodes posted in just as many days! Mike and Karleigh join us to get knee (or possibly elbow) deep into the love and lore of The Tamanegi Saga. Everyone, you are hereby commanded to raise your arms up and lend us your spirit as Guile’s theme plays! DO YOU EAT ASS?!

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Season 10 Episode 7 – Our Penis Bones Migrated from our Dicks to our Brains

Fanfics read:
A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever)
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Wolfboy

Yay, early posting! Hopefully this is the first of two episode postings this week as long as reality doesn’t decide to continue taking massive dumps all over our totally-large-and-not-at-all-just-a-single-person editing team!

Cassie and Wolfboy join us as we finish an Aliens vs. Predator fanfic (well, ends is a bit misleading, it kinda just stops after realizing its emulating an awful 10 hour family car trip with cranky and entitled children who have been spoiled rotten). They also join us for a restart of one of our most infamous fics: The Tamanegi Saga! Strap in for some amazing awful Dragonball Z sexytimes!

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Season 10 Episode 6 – Baby Rabies

Fanfics read:
A Friend in Need (by ElwritesFanworks)
A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl

Stevo finally gets a little bit of revenge on the crew for how many times they’ve mentioned his cystoscopy. Mirri and Epidehl join as guests on this episode featuring a really awkward Watchmen fanfic about kidney stones, and that’s followed up by us starting a story about the Predator. You know, like from the movies? But apparently its based on the bad movies and has multiple personal OCs in there? It’s almost as fun as seeing Logan try to eat a 2 foot long burrito!

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Season 10 Episode 5 – Pap Smear ASMR

Fanfics read:
Castlevania 1970 Disco of Evil (by Various Authors) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Nyami

In which episode that wherefore we do positively discuss the regional locale heritage of history for various and numerous differing last names. Also we read some Castlevania fanfic, which was super fun until we realized just how slowly we were going. The fic is great, but apparently not as good as Alucard’s luscious tits. Disdonn and Nyami joined in on the discussion of names and tits, too.

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Season 10 Episode 4 – Marms

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Christmas Santa and Elrond’s Roll in the Sleigh (by BusterManwomb)
yoda and tequila (by blazemaster9)
Sonic Lemons and Lemonade (by Harmonian Zutarian)
Of Cows and the Holy Goat (by Hawki)
Bored at Work (by pinkluver93) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mana, FiZ

Yeaaaah we finally made it to the part where there are guests in the episodes again! And boy, do we take ’em for a ride this time. Veterans Mana and FiZ join for a plethora of variety as we tackle 5 fanfics and make it through 4 5/8 of them. First we get more BusterManwomb, which we tried to read earlier closer to XMas but we got distracted. Then, we read about Yoda’s drinking habits. Then we read a Sonic Lemon extravaganza! Then we read about Diablo and Goat Simulator. And then erotic Three Stooges happens. It is a hugely wild ride, akin to being in a Twister with none other than Bill Paxton.

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Season 10 Episode 3 – The Great Canadian Wallpaper Festival

Fanfics read:
Link and His Bitches (by The_Evening_Primrose)
Rigby To The Rescue (by Shadowgate)
True Beauty (by gothicbloodyrose666)
Fuck You (by annablack1102) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

To be honest do people even read these descriptions anymore? I mean, like, beyond just seeing what stories we read or tried to read. Because it’s extremely difficult to write a short summary describing what goes on during each episode. Heck, even if I could remember the dozens of different comedy things that happened, how could I do it justice by trying to condense it in such a short space? You know what? I’m pretty sure Bill Paxton could have done it. He could have done anything. Oh right, we did read Regular Show, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, and Walking Dead. There, I did my job this week!

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Season 10 Episode 2 – Do you want to play with my balls? (by Carl Sagan)

Fanfics read:
Everybody Pepsi Herald of the Next Generation (by hokaze)
When The Lights Go Out At The Brady House by Richard (by address withheld)
How a duck brought down the world (by CoolCat9)
The Metroid Conspiracy Pasts of the Sin (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

We couldn’t go two straight weeks with all the hosts being on. What a roll we were on too, right? This week has four stories. We got Pepsiman, we got the Brady Bunch, we got Club Penguin, and we got Metroid, all delivered with competence and grace without any commentary or creative modifications….(I don’t think we could do that even if we tried)

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Season 10 Episode 1 – Creamy Buttery Garlic-y Mashed Potato Ejaculate

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Canada Gettin Yaoi With It, Eh (by BusterManwomb)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Season 10 is here and I couldn’t be happier! That’s because I’ve come to realize every single time we go on break and think I’ll get some free time it absolutely never fucking happens! WOO! BRING ME BACK TO WORK THEN, WORLD!

We start the season with, of course, a BusterManwomb story. We tried to read a second but shit got sidetracked way badly so we ended up just asking silly questions to each other. Glad to be back then, I guess!

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Season 9 Episode 18 – The Detroit Tigers would be less popular if they were The Detroit Barbed Penises

Fanfics read:
Pizzapoon (by ZoisiteMoon)
Pizzapoon 2 Electric Boogaloo (by ZoisiteMoon)
Pizzapoon III The Threequel (by ZoisiteMoon)
Kong (by Porngirl180)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

And we finished the Season YAAAAAAAAAY!

Season 9 draws to a close with the epic trilogy of Pizzapoon. The core hosts read their firsts (and probably their lasts) Uncle Grandpa fanfics. We had some more time at the end so we read about a normal human-sized woman getting a giant gorilla off. You know these summaries don’t do a single bit of justice to the show so just listen, ya know?

Season 10’s sign up sheet will be open until December 4th, 2019. The sheet is up on our website under the “Be a Guest” tab. The Season will start on December 11th, then go away for two weeks because of prior obligations and then Christmas. After that, Season 10 Episode 2 comes back on the first day of 2020. We look forward to growing into double digits with you all!

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Season 9 Episode 17 – I’m an athiest, dumbass, and I certainly don’t worship your dick

Fanfics read:
Embarrassing Words (by AlphaShae)
Naughty Bits (by Yarsian)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Moguta

Gotta keep this description short. We read about One Piece. We read about Dr. Who. We did the Yeti scream. Riley and Moguta joined us. Wow.

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