Season 7 Episode 6 – Donkey Show

Fanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Scout, Sara

We skate into the food court on our Heelys to buy some sweet Che Guevara T-Shirts as we dive deep into the red oceans of communism again. Scout and Sara join the crew for our second encounter with Harry Potter Becomes a Communist. Make sure to take Mom’s credit card and share it with everyone, because that’s how communism works!

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Season 7 Episode 5 – Nothing Gets Girls Wetter Than Communism

Fanfics read:
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist (by HardcoreCommie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. Pouty

Sorry for being a few days late but we had a gremlin throw a wrench into the episode we had planned for this week. Instead, we’re jumping forward in time to when ushankas reign supreme and the only utensils you get with your meager bread meals are a hammer and a sickle. We have Troy and Ms. Pouty join us to start up our longfic called Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. Brace yourselves, this is gonna be rougher than a Winter on the Steppes.

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Season 7 Episode 4 – eyy bb, wnt 2 meet up @ da ‘zeebo ;) ;_ lessthan3 XOXO

Fanfics read:
THE GRATEST STORY EVER BY ME (by Freedom Beef)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta, Waffle

This week, Moguta and Waffle join us for an hour and a half of distracted conversation and the worst grammar, punctuation and spelling ever. Yes, that’s all I have to say. It’s really really really awful. And we have to read just as much of it next week from the same story.

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Season 7 Episode 3 – Why is this happening?

Fanfics read:
Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing Dadliest Catch (by Th3Baron)
MLPFiM VS One Piece (by Serenity Darkmoon Raven)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sam, Kyle

This week, Sam and Kyle join in on the funnest family adventure romp this side of Gerudo Valley! Ganondorf goes Disney-style in Daddydorf and Kid Link go Fishing: Dadliest Catch. This story is so wonderful, except when it turns all…icky. Following that, we read the epic crossover absolutely nobody wanted: MLPFiM VS One Piece. Ya-yo-ya-yo, get ya gum-gum ready!

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Season 7 Episode 2 – Warning- Second Sea Lord May Cause Macromastia

Fanfics read:
Cum Eating Husband (by Subone1)
George Is Pregnant (by Kooples)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, Sollux

Ah, yes. That feels better. Much Better.

Sorry for missing the post last week. There’s currently quite the backlog here at FNF HQ (along with some weird garlic-y smells and probably a septic system leak). To make up for it, you get…NOTHING EXTRA!

In this episode, Sollux and Gorejuice join the crew as we select a story based entirely on its title: cumeating.txt. Full title of Cum Eating Husband, we discuss the deep implications of cuckolding and quality child care when participating in such. After that, we read something topical (at least based on the time of the recording) called George is Pregnant. Our first story about The Beatles, I’m sure it won’t be our last, and hopefully is the worst but I actually doubt that. Nobody on the show can do a British accent. Like, at all.

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Season 7 Episode 1 – Salmonella on my dick

Fanfics read:
The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by OustSurfaceDisinfectant)
Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) (by gunboots)
Nintendo Land After Hours (by DeltaSmutSPD (Psyga315))

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn

SORRY!
SORRY!
SORRY!
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The boys and gal of Nighthorse are back after a very unrestful and unrelaxing non-break, due in no small part to finally getting the definitive version of our My Immortal reading completed! In fact, this is being posted on Stevo and Val’s honeymoon! (Yes, it’s over five years late, we know)

We return to form with a new opening and immerse right back into the fun with three stories. First, we read a very classic story from Egyptian folklore called The Adventures of Kurt Manlove. After cleaning up the tentacle goo, we move right along into Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head). Space puberty is indeed a rough time for every human…in space. Lastly, we get some hot dude on CRT action with Nintendo Land After Hours. Don’t stick your dick into a powered on CRT, folks. It’s NOT a good idea.

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Season 6 Episode 23 – My Immortal, Part 6 ~ ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, Mirri, Epidehl, Popesloth, Scout

THE END!

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Season 6 Episode 22 – My Immortal, Part 5 ~ XBlakXTearX

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sara, Troy, D-LUCKS, SimJan, Lack of Sense, Wolley

It’s just never gonna end, is it? It’s so goffik. So drprzed. So Hot Topik.

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Season 6 Episode 21 – My Immortal, Part 4 ~ stop flaming da story ok

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Scout, Mirri, Epidehl, Kutsu Shita, Popesloth, Wolley

Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. We pick up the second half of My Immortal and split it into three parts, for a total of six episodes of Tara’s epic goffik saga. This marathon was recorded over a total of five hours on Friday, August 17th, 2018, a few days before Stevo’s birthday. What a present for him. Wow.

In this section, we start a bit fresher, before quickly descending back into the purgatory of spelling errors, emo references, and wrist slitting. There’s a lot of people who ended up taking part, so just roll with it and forgive anyone for breaking down and begging to be released from this literary prison.

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Season 6 Episode 20 – My Immortal, Part 3 ~ Darth Valer and Morty Mcfli

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Ms Pouty, Troy, Kutsu Shita, D-LUCKS

 

 

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