Season 10 Episode 15 – Corn Flake Chicken

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Deez Nuts 10 Yoshi’s Booty World (by BusterManwomb)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A Revelations (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Another week, another set of audio issues that needed to be microprocessed in post! Seems to be a running theme, right? We’re the best at being the worst. Expect nothing less. Except maybe corn flake chicken. In this episode, we talk about said culinary delicacy, and read two “stories” by our unholiest of holies, Buster Manwomb. Keep staying safe during this time of identical covid19-style hopeful commercials!

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Season 10 Episode 14 – Awkward Girls Drink Soup to Genesis

Fanfics read:
Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle)
Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski,  Aleen Isley, Tom White 

This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but could only speak in his own lyrics, and also what Garfield would be like if it was like the new Joker movie. Welcome to Lasagna Hell.

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Season 10 Episode 13 – One-Hyuk Stand

Fanfics read:
Goofy’s Hyuk of the Day (by BaloneyPony and Friends)
The Furry Bible (by gayfurry) – Aborted
Bibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis (by Fonz Pond) – Aborted
My Feet Hurt (by patricia51) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Angelbaine

Oh what a clusterfuck this episode was. First we read a Goofy fanfic, and summoned our worst Dracula impressions while we got hyuked real hard. Then Sara and Angelbaine join us as we tried to read a story about the bible if it were for furries. We aborted reading that one. Then we tried to read about Bibleman. We aborted reading that one too (seriously, why is any fic involving the bible so awful?). Finally we settled on slaying Logan on the inside by reading about feet and Resident Evil. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Season 10 Episode 12 – Some People Think with Their Honey Crater

Fanfics read:
Love in the Time of Corona(virus) (by affectionateAvocado)
Animal Cocking Gerudoggy Style (by oofoe)
WX-78 May Find This Shocking (by ZekuDoge) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Matt

Hot off from finishing the Tamanegi Saga, we get topical by reading about Coronavirus! Yup, and its also Star Wars. The sequel trilogy. Yup. It happened, can’t wipe it from history now. We were then joined by Riley and Matt to read about some sexy Animal Crossing since that’s also relevant and will get us some extra mouse clicks. Then we just say fuck it and read about Don’t Starve, and prove that Logan is in fact a robot. 

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Season 10 Episode 11 – The Mile-My Club

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cyril, Katy

Somehow we finally finished our re-do of the Tamanegi Saga! Thanks to Cyril and Katy for their assistance, we got through the onion-drenched wastes and punched metal-dick Shrek in the fucking face. Go us. After we finished that, we did a run of AI Dungeon where we fucked then killed then burned it all to the ground. It was a delightful romp.

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Season 10 Episode 10 – Sadgasm Shower Pizza

Fanfics read:
A Survivor’s Tale (by AshadelMG)
Kingdom Hearts 3.14 – The J.O. Crystal (by eiscirno) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, D-LUCKS, Rhythm Bastard

The Canadians are in the host majority again! David and Logan had to miss the episode but thankfully D-LUCKS and Rhythm Bastard showed up to help maintain the ever-important international balance (or something like that). We read about Plants vs Zombies and then Kingdom Hearts while ordering the saddest of pizzas. Please pity us.

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Season 10 Episode 9 – Terminator 2 ~ The Day Everyone Did The Mario

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

The hits just keep on a-comin’, just like Videl and the Z fighters as we push past the halfway point of The Tamanegi Saga. No idea how we ended up talking about North Carolina, Terminator 2, Drowning Pool, and who knows what else but hey, that’s just the way this show seems to go. Why fight against our nature? Grab your flacid skinflaps and hold on for dear life.

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Season 10 Episode 8 – Technicolor Germany is Gay Canon

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Mike, Karleigh

And this the prophecy has come to pass that there were TWO FNF episodes posted in just as many days! Mike and Karleigh join us to get knee (or possibly elbow) deep into the love and lore of The Tamanegi Saga. Everyone, you are hereby commanded to raise your arms up and lend us your spirit as Guile’s theme plays! DO YOU EAT ASS?!

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Season 10 Episode 7 – Our Penis Bones Migrated from our Dicks to our Brains

Fanfics read:
A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever)
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Wolfboy

Yay, early posting! Hopefully this is the first of two episode postings this week as long as reality doesn’t decide to continue taking massive dumps all over our totally-large-and-not-at-all-just-a-single-person editing team!

Cassie and Wolfboy join us as we finish an Aliens vs. Predator fanfic (well, ends is a bit misleading, it kinda just stops after realizing its emulating an awful 10 hour family car trip with cranky and entitled children who have been spoiled rotten). They also join us for a restart of one of our most infamous fics: The Tamanegi Saga! Strap in for some amazing awful Dragonball Z sexytimes!

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Season 10 Episode 6 – Baby Rabies

Fanfics read:
A Friend in Need (by ElwritesFanworks)
A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl

Stevo finally gets a little bit of revenge on the crew for how many times they’ve mentioned his cystoscopy. Mirri and Epidehl join as guests on this episode featuring a really awkward Watchmen fanfic about kidney stones, and that’s followed up by us starting a story about the Predator. You know, like from the movies? But apparently its based on the bad movies and has multiple personal OCs in there? It’s almost as fun as seeing Logan try to eat a 2 foot long burrito!

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