Season 9 Episode 14 – Lousy Smarch Orgasm

Fanfics read:
Monkey Business (by vexxtrak)
Olympian Gluteal Chokehold (by Eroppai (FalstaffKisaragi))
Phoenix had to suck a LOT of dick to get his badge back (by gumdickshoe)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. Pouty

Stevo and David finally got together again in person after five years of not seeing each other! We got proof of it, too! Maybe someday we’ll be unlazy enough to put together the travelogue we kinda sorta maybe filmed for like six minutes of total material, but hey, it still counts as evidence! But y’all don’t care about that. Y’all are here for the awful and the dirty, right? Yeah, you are.

Troy and Ms. Pouty return again (I can’t believe we haven’t scared them off yet). First, the core dudes read about Overwatch (this was before the Blitzchung thing, trust me, we probably wouldn’t have read it after that bullshit happened). Then, we talked about the semen capacity of primates. THEN we read the next story, and ruined Keijo with some buttsexy stuff. Finally, we completely decimate Phoenix Wright with a cheesy (literally, it’s about smegma) maybe sexy story. Clean your foreskin, bros. Also don’t keep your smega in cravats. That’s terrible.

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Season 9 Episode 13 – Nippleneck

Fanfics read:
In Which There is Little Dialogue (by Misaki_kaito)
Maybe It Has a Heart (by residenteviluwu)
Magic McCree (by Cawaiiey)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Hippie, Wolfboy

The curse continues! Unbelievably we could only get Stevo, Logan and Val for the first recording with our guests Hippie and Wolfboy. David did a small makeup a few days later but Shawn was nowhere to be heard. Well, whatever. The show goes on, as it does. We read about Teen Wolf (don’t see why everyone loves it so damn much), Resident Evil (incomplete but we could see where it went and wish it went farther, Tyrant in nurse outfit supah sexy), and then Overwatch as a magic stripper or something. Note to self: never get into word origination arguments with any hosts. Ever.

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Season 9 Episode 12 – OH NO! MUCH SEX!

Fanfics read:
Sonic space time paradox fixed (by 1Plot2Story3Editing)
The Titanic Sinks In Panic (by GothPrincess666)
69 Hues the Dazed Knee 9 Wars of the Gears (by BusterManwomb)
69 Hues of Mindfork FNF reads FNF reads FNF reads Game Grumps (by BusterManwomb)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Beth, Sam

Well, we’ve got a new curse. A curse that hosts just can’t be free on Wednesday nights anymore. We had to cancel the live reading on this one but spent at least some-ish hours over the weekend that followed doing makeup recordings. So I cobbled together this episode from a session with Val, Stevo, Beth and Sam, and then another session with the core five. We read two bustermanwomb things, a titanic thing, and a sonic thing that Logan wouldn’t shut up about because he wants to name Stevo’s kid after it for some reason. It’s quite a trip to follow, and I can say that because I’ve been editing it for about 30 hours now!

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Season 9 Episode 11 – Isn’t Desperation Just Another Word for Friendship?

Fanfics read:
The Secret of the scopius doll (by Daddy of Dumptruck Chreg Bortz)
It’s All Too Much (by Beatle Babe)
Forza Horizon 3.docx

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Matt, Sara

What a weird way to spend a Wednesday, huh? We only finished two stories, one of which we had less than two pages left to go on, but what we failed to accomplish by reading a lot we made up for with laughing a lot! Also, can you turn your mic gain up a little bit and stop leaning back so far, David? Please? We hope you enjoy the totally serious not at all lampooned Forza Horizon 3 review. The wonderful Matt and amazing Sara joined us this time around.

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Season 9 Episode 10 – I Stuck My Finger in a Model Train Power Brick Once and I Think That’s What Made Me Gay

Fanfics read:
Daddydorf 2 Coming Home To You (by Th3Baron)
Mass Effect Milk Madness (by DiegoSandiego)
A Belmont In Castlevania Episode 1 – The Mad Forest (by Ryxixi)
The Secret of the scopius doll (by Daddy of Dumptruck Chreg Bortz)

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Cassie

So I’m just gonna come out and say it: I’m drunk and I haven’t slept much in the past few days. So we read a bunch of stuff, and also had a lot of fun. Cassie and Disdonn were guests. Insert whatever words you want for the next paragraph. Enjoy!

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Season 9 Episode 9 – ‘Sometimes the Orphans Explode’

Fanfics read:
Sweet Salvation A Homer and Flanders Love Story (by juicydickhugger)
Snakes on a Plane (by Hans von Hozel)
Winnie the Pooh Assimilated by the Borg (by Peter Malak)
The Room (by Hans von Hozel)
Animal Farm (by Hans von Hozel)
Mass Effect (by Hans von Hozel)
Half-Life (by Hans von Hozel)
Australia (by Hans von Hozel)

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl

We read a LOT of stories in this one! And Logan and Val weren’t there either, so we had to actually try hard to carry the load this go around. Mirri and Epidehl joined us later but there’s so many stories I’d have to write at least TWO paragraphs in order to list them all out. And I’m a very, very lazy person. So…just dive right in, and get some holy hammers in your didly!

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Season 9 Episode 8 – Ad-Hoc Cock

Fanfics read:
Your Waifu is Trash!!! (by Piddleyfangs)
Daddydorf 2 Coming Home To You (by Th3Baron)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Angelbaine, Richard Pryor

WOO! Happy birthday, Stevo (me)! What a wonderful belated present to spend reading awful smut! Thanks, Th3Baron!

We open the episode with the eternal quandary of why your waifu is shit with…Your Waifu is Trash!!! Then we bring in Angelbaine and Richard Pryor to read a wonderfully written story just pour moi by Th3Baron as a sequel to Daddydorf. So many Goron dicks to fuck, so little time.

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Season 9 Episode 7 – The Public Boobie System ~ ‘EXPLOSIVE BOOBIE MAGIC!’

Fanfics read:
Spiderman x Godzilla (by DirtyLittleSeacrest)
The Bread of Love is the Bread of Life (by IDetestTragedy)
Creep (by makotonaegi)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

An unintentionally guest-less episode where we peruse the various holes of things. First, we get up close and way personal with Spiderman and Godzilla. Then, we try and eventually give up on some Yaoi based on the anime Yakitate Japan. Lastly we creepily masturbate as Plague Knight in a strange bout of exhibitionism. Overall, an adequate Wednesday night.

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Season 9 Episode 6 – What are the odds that your parents are assholes

Fanfics read:
Give Me Something (by blame1988)
Keijo Futanari Girls (by snakebit1995)
Realizations of Emotions (by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired)
A Tent Scene (by Rene)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, D-LUCKS

Well, shit. A new threshold has been breached. We finally read some fanfic about real life Hockey players. And it’s super weird. But apparently there’s some good dick sucking involved. D-Lucks joins us after we part ways with the fic after that, involving Keijo girls becoming Futanari. We move on to the Spanish Fly follow up for CSI from a few seasons ago, and then with some vanilla LOTR stuff. Overall, it was a messy time. Delicious.

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Season 9 Episode 5 – Sonic Calls Anne Frank a Loser

Fanfics read:
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WORLD WAR 2 DRAGON (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
The Flintstones Have A Snow Halation (by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus)
Nobody touches Charles! Not even you, En Sabah Nur! (by cherikstony)
Good Vibrations (by dracoqueen22)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Zak, Pope, Wolley

Oh boy, Sonic fanfiction! Never read that before. This pseudo-sequel to SONIC HIGH SCHOOL gets our episode going, and when Zak, Pope and Wolley show up, we massively shift gears. An ensemble cast joins the Flintstones and the Love Live girls in The Flintstones Have a Snow Halation. Then we didn’t have anything else really good ready so we read about X-Men and Transformers. It was a weird, weird night. I still have a yelling problem.

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