Season 11 Episode 8 – Jace the Lint Sculptor

Fanfics read:
MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful)
Easing one’s mind (by Veltana)
Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner (by Jack Russel) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Logan’s back again! Noticing a pattern? Cause I definitely am not. He’s totally not going to constantly pop in and out for the remainder of the season. Nope, not at all. But now that he IS back, we got to finish the MOCKFICK Book 2, and read two more stories. The first one was specifically for Logan called Easing One’s Mind, about Magic the Gathering. And then the next one was just fun for everyone, called Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner. Spoiler: he doesn’t actually do a lot of window cleaning in it. Surprised, I know.

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Season 11 Episode 7 – Pork Chops are my Moon

Fanfics read:
Simulated (by daybreaks (chrisonfire))
MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Logan, still stuck on the moon or whatever, is the only one missing from this episode as we delve into our first fanfic about You Gee Ohhhh. Then we also talk about furries and a bunch of other random stuff. Look, it’s Friday and I’m tired so imagine a funnier episode description here. In lieu of that, just listen to it because it is actually funny!

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Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super hero

Fanfics read:
Dares (by Snow)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin’ Outback (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Aaaand we’re back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven in his moon base on the moon, but at least we got four of the crew on board, right? Yeah, let’s go with that rationale.

Only two stories read, and only one completed this week. First we get some super hot truth or dare billionaire action with Batman and his folks in Dares. Then we start on another bustered manethwomb epi(demi)c: 69 Hues of Chick Fil A something something something Gay the squeakwel. Gonna go grab a couple of them bloomin onion cockrings now while the oil is still scalding.

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Season 11 Episode 5 – Emit Azzip

Fanfics read:
Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo)
Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost)
Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen)
Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

YAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and the baby stayed asleep the whole time! MACKEREL. Enjoy it while it lasts, if it lasts, cause it probably doesn’t but its really nice to get the band back together to play on top of this windy rooftop surrounded by sharks and barbed wire.

In this episode we read a few Transformers Kinktober pieces, a few stories about Spider Man, and then jack into the Matrix. It was a thing! Tip your drivers.

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Season 11 Episode 4 – Rouge the Bat’s Mystery Shrunken Vagina

Fanfics read:
Jar Jar’s Bizarre Adventure (by cowboychris)
takes one to know one (by bbvqueen) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Hey look at that! Actually on a roll with releasing these (don’t look too much into it, I know the moment I say we’re on a roll some calamity or five will befall us and you won’t hear from us again until 2062. Okay, maybe not that far but just let me enjoy this small victory). Another episode with everyone minus Val, but don’t worry she comes back real real soon. Apologies as this episode was recorded in October so the commentary is a littttttttle bit dated. The stories, however, are timeless.

First we read about Jar Jar Bink’s non-canon daddy in the extremely trippy Jar Jar’s Bizarre Adventure. Then we read about Metal Gear, which David apparently has never played so don’t ask him about it cause he doesn’t know anything, and we end up trying to list all the different snakes in between various groans.

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Season 11 Episode 3 – Squishy Ishy Cummies

Fanfics read:
Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded (by daddychat)
Rambo The Alamo (by benjaminblakely807) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Wooo! David joins us for his first appearance in Season 11, only to immediately question as to whether or not Season 11 is us just gaslighting our listeners. Don’t listen to him, folks. Daddy Stevo would never steer you wrong 😉

This episode has two stories, frontloaded by a lot of offtopic chatter because of course it does. We dig deep into the Star Wars lore with Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded, so beware some spoilers exist here. After that, a short dessert fiction course of Rambo. History is wild and wonderful, on full display in this probably true story.

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Season 11 Episode 2 – Neopolitan Style Uranium Ice Cream

Fanfics read:
Gurren Jesus (by Jasonbobdude)
Enjoy Your Strap-On, Sir (by jen0va99)
The Finer Points of Carrots (by Decadent Meerkat) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

Only a week between recording this and the first episode, yet somehow took two months to edit. Damn, our crew really needs to unionize to justify such selfish and entitled behavior! Also, I’m starting to notice a trend with Season 11 thus far: there’s a lot of talk about nuclear stuff. No real reason, just…nuclear stuff.

Stevo, Shawn and Logan read a few stories: one about Gurren Lagan (featuring Jesus), one about some lawyers that star in a Capcom game, and one about a Disney property that was inexplicably popular for some reason or another. Also features a small cameo from then two-month-old Xavier! Already making his daddy proud, that boy was. 

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Season 11 Episode 1 – High Yield Nuclear Walrus

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Family Friendly Willow 2 & Happy Potter’s Moist Flesh Book (by BusterManwomb)
The Real world part 1 ( Used to be Human in the lion king world) (by Sindragon) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

Well we certainly totally didn’t stop doing Season 10 before we planned to and then ended up hiding in a cave for six months, now did we?

Yes, friends, well and ill wishers, FNF is back. Kinda. Sorta. It’s complicated. We’re still working out any possible schedules but at the very least some material is ready! Even though this episode was recorded in the middle of friggin’ August.

No guests for now and the near-ish future, and also not every host but three out of five ain’t too bad. Stevo, Logan and Shawn read a story written in honor of the baby graduating from not-born to now-born, thanks to Buster Manwomb. We follow that up with reading about WWE and Lion King but not really WWE because it’s self insert or whatever. Enjoy, and hope the laughs were worth waiting for! Fingers crossed we have the next one out before the next cursed event of this awful year.

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Season 10 Episode 15 – Corn Flake Chicken

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Deez Nuts 10 Yoshi’s Booty World (by BusterManwomb)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A Revelations (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Another week, another set of audio issues that needed to be microprocessed in post! Seems to be a running theme, right? We’re the best at being the worst. Expect nothing less. Except maybe corn flake chicken. In this episode, we talk about said culinary delicacy, and read two “stories” by our unholiest of holies, Buster Manwomb. Keep staying safe during this time of identical covid19-style hopeful commercials!

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Season 10 Episode 14 – Awkward Girls Drink Soup to Genesis

Fanfics read:
Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle)
Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski,  Aleen Isley, Tom White 

This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but could only speak in his own lyrics, and also what Garfield would be like if it was like the new Joker movie. Welcome to Lasagna Hell.

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