Season 12 Episode 19 – The Jews 4 Chuggs Sect

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb)
Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady.

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Season 12 Episode 18 – An Ass Eaten in Every Driveway

Fanfics read:
The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk)
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

I feel like we’re stuck in some kind of time anomaly. Life keeps going by so fast but nothing is changing, progress is at a standstill. We tread into god’s domain, and we were unprepared. We shouldn’t have meddled. We shouldn’t have nom’d the lettuce.

Save us. Save us from…the Mitch.

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Season 12 Episode 17 – Elvis Noise

Fanfics read:
please don’t read this (by orphan_account)
Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul)
smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn

You know you’re in for a good time when we get a fanfic titled “please don’t read this”. Disdonn guests as we dive into the depraved depths with Digimon and then furry Alucard.

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Season 12 Episode 16 – GURKLE

Fanfics read:
Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck)
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar))
Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, Rose

Ah, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined by rain and being interspersed between random snowstorms and wind gales. Oh, you’re here for the fanfic episode. Right.

In this episode we come full circle, or rather ovoid, as we tackle the hard hitting topic of racism. MLK fucks the green M&M. Didn’t think I’d ever write that sentence. Then we read some Star Wars gay drug fucking, and finally a story about new mittens and an uncomfortable chair. Rose joined in and contributed to the terrible ideas and even worse candy rankings.

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Season 12 Episode 15 – A Bad Case of Salt Dick

Fanfics read:
Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater)
A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince’s Bed (by chewysugar)
Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Sunny

David says: “Here’s your episode, please enjoy. Like, Comment, Survive.”

It was a good episode that trimmed is still over two hours long. Seriously, these descriptions would spoil so many jokes if I mentioned what went on during it. This is Hall of Fame material though, guaranteed*

*not a guarantee

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Season 12 Episode 14 – Adam Sandler is Not in Beastars (As Far As I Know)

Fanfics read:
The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola)
Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account)
Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Don’t say The Peepee Poopoo Man
Don’t think The Peepee Poopoo Man
And whatever you do don’t have sex with Sans.

I’ve given up trying to figure out even the slightest hint of where an episode is going anymore. We read Goosebumps, Beastars, and Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic.

Oh, and Don’t eat that french fry off the ground. You’ll get a cum cold.

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Season 12 Episode 13 – Extreme G-zuz (The video game)

Fanfics read:
The Holy Re-Virgining of Cloud Strife (by ShipyardMcGill)
Coitus Interruptus (by Angelily_Viventis)
An Argonian and his Sex (by ShadowFlamedramon126) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mish

I need to stop mentally projecting the concept of “next week can’t be as bad as this week” because *flails at everything*.

In this lovely romp, which features Mish as a guest reader, we traipse through some FF7 Star Wars…smut? I guess it counts as smut to someone. Enjoy those included images in the fanfic, btw. Fucking nightmare fuel. Then we visit the spirit of Alan Rickman having the runs. Finally, we discuss the finer points of Argonian homo-sex in all the juicy, slithery details.

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Season 12 Episode 12 – You’ll Always Be My Silverboat

Fanfics read:
Palentine’s Day (by Enpasii)
Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby (by Care A Lot)
Aftermath Desolation Point (by CyberWolf SgtJay)
The Arrow Gets Horny (by tfsideblog)
A Slash Pine Romance (by Farfalla) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

All you need to know is this episode took over 30 hours to edit.

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Season 12 Episode 11 – Ha Ha you’ve lost control of your limbs for life

Fanfics read:
~Iubire nemuritoare~ (by PhoenixMakesJams)
Look at the bright side of things (by Gaming_fanfics)
Ginger’s Inside Story (by N01)
Fifty three years ago (by Kelltu (2xcross)) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley

In what can only be classified under international law as “a clusterfuck” of an episode, we get all five together again AND have a guest to go through four stories that have fuck all to do with one another. We find out about what drugs were available during World War 2, discuss geometry, and Logan gets upset when he is robbed of mpreg. Just your typical Wednesday night.

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Season 12 Episode 10 – ‘Hue-Go Award-Winning Episode FNF – The Bell Tolls for Thee, Scoob’

Fanfics read:
Baby-Sitters Club and Scooby Doo The Fire Mystery at the Cemetery (by MaryAnnefan4Life) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Lack

I laughed a lot during this episode. That’s all I got, this one really needs to be heard to be experienced properly. Thanks to Matt for being our guest this episode!

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