Season 12 Episode 6 – West VRgyner

Fanfics read:
A Discovery Not Made (by orphan_account)
Calling a Truce (by ElwritesFanworks)
Five-Star Man (by rillrill) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Another core of four episode but this time Val gets swapped in for Logan! One of these days maybe all five will be together. Or not. This timeline is weird anyway.

We start off by reading about Thanksgiving (AMERICAN Thanksgiving) with fanfic about Columbus. Then after undiscovering American, we read about Skyrim and the taught political divides over racial supremacy and also sex. Finally, we fill out those survey cards and figure out who the five star man is in Philadelphia, which is Always Sunny. Happy Veterans Day, everyone!

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Season 12 Episode 5 – Senior Week

Fanfics read:
Capitol Coup But With Grandpa Sex (by Just_Spite)
A for… (by crossingwinter) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Waffle

Second guest spot this season is Waffle, who joins us midway through some steam Passover Star Wars fanfiction. Okay, lemme back up a second. We started off reading about the January 6th Insurrection but its all sexy and shit. Then we started reading about Rey’s anal fantasizing of Ren before going to Passover and getting shitfaced. It was a trip, and no you cannot hear the uncensored version. Nobody can. It’s too powerful.

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Season 12 Episode 4 – Paul Atrei Deez Nuts

Fanfics read:
Dune: The Cock Worship of Muad’Dib (by Jamie Smith)
At the Heart of it All (by Steadfxst) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Aight so yeah Val will show up around Christmas because of her classes but otherwise we strive on! Recovering from the Spongebob fanfic from last week, we go with something a little bit more relevant to current events. There’s a new Dune movie, so we read old fanfic of the Dune books (and not Dhoom the Bollywood thriller). We spend a good chunk reading about the cock worship and nun tit slapping, and then we read something else! That something else being fanfic of John Stewart and the Daily Show. It’s gooey and sticky and attemptedly sexy.

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Season 12 Episode 3 – Slow Dancing with Chinese Food

Fanfics read:
A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat)
Squid’s Ward (by diesir) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Brief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in it!

Beth and Sam join as the first guests of Season 12 wherein we read about a Cars orgy, Squidward’s barnacle, and Stevo gets yelled at for talking about his work friend named Guido.

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Season 12 Episode 2 – Hubba Bubba Cum

Fanfics read:
Ice Orgy of the Guardians Winter Soltsex (by FuckmanJenkins)
purr hormones (by logicalheart) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

And we already lost another host for a week., ha ha haaaaaaaaa.

Stevo, Logan and Shawn revisit the world of Rise of the Guardians and there’s lots and lots and lots of awful sex going on. Then they go to the realm of Star Trek TOS where they ordered a round of Leonards on Spock sandwiches and eschew the virtues of grape nuts.

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Season 12 Episode 1 – I Live in Creampie, Apparently

Fanfics read:
the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys (by smalldad (logoleptic))
Cup of Coffee (by SiminaCindy) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

First episode of the new Season and already Val is missing in the episode. Yeesh. Hope the last few months have treated you well. We’re tired of living in these awful, interesting times, but we’re coming back to doing what we do because we know you missed us. Even if you got that restraining order against us, we know deep down you still care.

Stevo, David, Logan and Shawn kick off Season 12 with Team Fortress 2 and Cuphead fanfics. That’s about all I got out of it, and I just finished editing it. It gets weird, y’all. Sorry about the anti-ASMR, but we offer no refunds.

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Season 11 Episode 22 – The Tale of Braces for Shawn’s Eyes and The Old People Hotel

Fanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Indybaggins)
The Very Secret Diaries of Saint Augustine (by Jay Tryfanstone (tryfanstone))
Jareth’s Secret Diaries (by KBates)
Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s the end of Season 11! And you know what that means? Spriummer cleaning! Yes, a completely made up thing I used just as an excuse to cull through a trio of Very Secret Diaries-inspired stories and then one ComicsNix. First, it’s a Very Secret Who’s Line Is It Anyway British Version Gay Sexfest. Then, it’s a biblical (?) very secret religious diary. After that, it’s the very sexy diary of the Goblin King. Finally, when we all got fed up with reading about secrets and diaries, we reread an old classic from ComicsNix featuring Bella Swan, god, satan, pirates, ninjas, aliens, and monks. And then we stopped recording!

We hope you’ve enjoyed Season 11 along with us. It’s been by far our most unique, long, and inconsistent one since we started the show. But overall, we’re happy with it, and we look forward to coming back after the Summer wind has finished blowing in and out again. Patreon is paused for the duration of the Summer, and we start the live recordings again on September 1st. If you’re eligible and able, please make sure you get vaccinated if you haven’t already done so. Continue to social distance and whatnot, since we really want to get back to planning our next IRL FNF get together. Our discord will still be hopping with activity even during the off-Season months, and we will hopefully see you there. Season 12 we are tentatively planning to go back to having guests come on the show, but that really entirely depends on the hosts’ life circumstances once we resume. Take care of yourselves, and each other, and enjoy your June, July and August!

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Season 11 Episode 21 – Just the Cum Episode

Fanfics read:
Love Makes Bucky Dilate (by Van_Nasa)
Star Wars Aftershock (by Austin Seville)
Reasons To Walk Into A Mysterious Forest With Someone You Know Over The Communicator (by FullmetalDude1) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s just the cum episode. Literally. Almost everything is about cum, or other fluids. From cookie batter to tentacle secretions this one is all about the icky gooness. First another AU Avengers thing involving Bucky and a concussion, then some kinda weird Chipmunks Star Wars crossover that we didn’t get very far in, and then a whole lotta Voltron sexytime. Now I must shower.

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Season 11 Episode 20 – Kentucky Fried Dickmeat

Fanfics read:
Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse)
Elaine’s Slut World (by Jack_Persona)
The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi)
Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Only a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a good bit but we finally get around to reading some SpongeBob erotica and oh boy was it erotic maybe kinda we talked a lot about rental properties for some reason. Then we read some Seinfeld, because we’re slowly making our way across the sitcom fanfic universe. After that, more NASCAR! but this time with Parappa. And finally, Logan reads about having sex with Mitch McConnell. I have nothing more to add on this.

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Season 11 Episode 19 – A Japanese Tea Set Made Out of Newspaper and Condoms

Fanfics read:
Link fights for women’s rights (by Nonbendo)
Pizza Delivery (by Dragon Rider and Story Seeker)
The Greatest Challenge (by Nonbendo) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

This really is just the pizza time Season, isn’t it? We read two stories by nonbendo, both involving Link and one involving women’s rights and the constitution, but in between we read about Spider-Man because of course we do. It’s pretty radical, though! Tubular even! Other 90’s surfer lingo can be inserted here until you’re sick of it which you probably already are.

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