Season 11 Episode 22 – The Tale of Braces for Shawn’s Eyes and The Old People Hotel

Fanfics read:
The Very Secret Diaries (by Indybaggins)
The Very Secret Diaries of Saint Augustine (by Jay Tryfanstone (tryfanstone))
Jareth’s Secret Diaries (by KBates)
Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s the end of Season 11! And you know what that means? Spriummer cleaning! Yes, a completely made up thing I used just as an excuse to cull through a trio of Very Secret Diaries-inspired stories and then one ComicsNix. First, it’s a Very Secret Who’s Line Is It Anyway British Version Gay Sexfest. Then, it’s a biblical (?) very secret religious diary. After that, it’s the very sexy diary of the Goblin King. Finally, when we all got fed up with reading about secrets and diaries, we reread an old classic from ComicsNix featuring Bella Swan, god, satan, pirates, ninjas, aliens, and monks. And then we stopped recording!

We hope you’ve enjoyed Season 11 along with us. It’s been by far our most unique, long, and inconsistent one since we started the show. But overall, we’re happy with it, and we look forward to coming back after the Summer wind has finished blowing in and out again. Patreon is paused for the duration of the Summer, and we start the live recordings again on September 1st. If you’re eligible and able, please make sure you get vaccinated if you haven’t already done so. Continue to social distance and whatnot, since we really want to get back to planning our next IRL FNF get together. Our discord will still be hopping with activity even during the off-Season months, and we will hopefully see you there. Season 12 we are tentatively planning to go back to having guests come on the show, but that really entirely depends on the hosts’ life circumstances once we resume. Take care of yourselves, and each other, and enjoy your June, July and August!

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Season 11 Episode 21 – Just the Cum Episode

Fanfics read:
Love Makes Bucky Dilate (by Van_Nasa)
Star Wars Aftershock (by Austin Seville)
Reasons To Walk Into A Mysterious Forest With Someone You Know Over The Communicator (by FullmetalDude1) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s just the cum episode. Literally. Almost everything is about cum, or other fluids. From cookie batter to tentacle secretions this one is all about the icky gooness. First another AU Avengers thing involving Bucky and a concussion, then some kinda weird Chipmunks Star Wars crossover that we didn’t get very far in, and then a whole lotta Voltron sexytime. Now I must shower.

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Season 11 Episode 20 – Kentucky Fried Dickmeat

Fanfics read:
Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse)
Elaine’s Slut World (by Jack_Persona)
The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi)
Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Only a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a good bit but we finally get around to reading some SpongeBob erotica and oh boy was it erotic maybe kinda we talked a lot about rental properties for some reason. Then we read some Seinfeld, because we’re slowly making our way across the sitcom fanfic universe. After that, more NASCAR! but this time with Parappa. And finally, Logan reads about having sex with Mitch McConnell. I have nothing more to add on this.

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Season 11 Episode 19 – A Japanese Tea Set Made Out of Newspaper and Condoms

Fanfics read:
Link fights for women’s rights (by Nonbendo)
Pizza Delivery (by Dragon Rider and Story Seeker)
The Greatest Challenge (by Nonbendo) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

This really is just the pizza time Season, isn’t it? We read two stories by nonbendo, both involving Link and one involving women’s rights and the constitution, but in between we read about Spider-Man because of course we do. It’s pretty radical, though! Tubular even! Other 90’s surfer lingo can be inserted here until you’re sick of it which you probably already are.

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Season 11 Episode 18 – I Wanna Be David Now

Fanfics read:
Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)
Garak’s Very Special Gift (by Sunnie0023)
fifty shades of ventilation (by sonicstasia)
Cowboy Bebop (by Peter Chimaera) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Sorry for missing a week last week, let’s just pretend it didn’t happen, k? This episode we reverse the absence with Logan missing and David back but it works out cause he does an okay Garashir impression. We only read a small amount of fanfic this time, capping off with another DS9 fanfic about Garashir but involving babies, Sonic in 50 shades of pfffttfbffbfbf, and Cowboy Bebop but it’s not actually Cowboy Bebop. After that we get to some Naked Opinions questions cause it’s been quite a while and I can assure you the side show isn’t dead, it’ll come back eventually just like my sexlife hopefully. Wait why did I type that no google don’t publish delete draft delete draft oh f

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Season 11 Episode 17 – Good Boy

Fanfics read:
I wanna be the guy who loves a fruit (by KennySheep)
Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)
69 Hues of Meta Friday Night Fanfiction undoes a kerfuffle (by BusterManwomb)
Good Boy (by seeyourcolorsrun) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn

I’m writing this summary while watching God-King Texas and Chicken Homed Greg fight very bad golf greens so I really don’t have many thoughts on the matter right now. We read some fanfic about I wanna be the guy, Star Trek DS9, and…ourselves?! What the retcon? Oh, and we read some Simpsons fic.

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Season 11 Episode 16 – My Nana was a Squirter, Oy

Fanfics read:
Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin)
Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Wolley

Now, hear me out. Don’t immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of this Season that will have guests, and it’s due to multiple factors. 1) They wrote the damn story and 2) one of them is a FNF staff member so we made an exception in this case. Also we had this planned out, like, almost a month in advance, and even then it almost didn’t happen due to timing and technical difficulties.

ANYWAYS, we read about Markiplier fucking a chair. Then we read about queefs. Then we answered naked opinions questions for a bit cause I think we may have run out of funny but apparently we didn’t so it’s still worth listening to. I dunno dude, I still can’t get over the chair fucking thing.

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Season 11 Episode 15 – The Brendon Hamhock Episode

Fanfics read:
Friender Bender (by thrillbro_swaggins)
Clowning Around (by MizuPhoenix) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

This episode really goes places. It mostly goes to Dave, though. Dave simultaneously throws everyone under the bus AND shows them up. We read two stories that very much flex our reference capability: Metalocalypse and Star Wars. Oh yeah, strap in and get ready to ride that rollercoaster.

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Season 11 Episode 14 – Manlet Chowder Conveyor Belt

Fanfics read:
Coitus Rudely Interruptus (by unknown)
Freddy Fazbear’s Jizzeria (by FuckmanJenkins)
Touched By An Angel (by Dragonsploosh) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Wow, is it really April already? Shit, what happened to March, and the entirety of 2020? Well, no matter, we are still here, still reading, just like that dude who kept pushing the kidney stones up the hill forever in some mythology. This time we got Attack on Titan, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and Dr. Who. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s MY turn to get a ride on the conveyor belt. I got vaccinated, after all.

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Season 11 Episode 13 – Baked Nebraska

Fanfics read:
Taking a Dip (by NoWindForThisHole)
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector (by Anne Packrat)
A Gift for Mommy (by Tafyapyap)
Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 (by Srelex) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s late and I am tired so just pretend I wrote something here about the stories we read and made vague suggestions about some of the tangents we went off on in this episode. Friggin’ waifu husbando lists.

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