Season 11 Episode 18 – I Wanna Be David Now

Fanfics read:
Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)
Garak’s Very Special Gift (by Sunnie0023)
fifty shades of ventilation (by sonicstasia)
Cowboy Bebop (by Peter Chimaera) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Sorry for missing a week last week, let’s just pretend it didn’t happen, k? This episode we reverse the absence with Logan missing and David back but it works out cause he does an okay Garashir impression. We only read a small amount of fanfic this time, capping off with another DS9 fanfic about Garashir but involving babies, Sonic in 50 shades of pfffttfbffbfbf, and Cowboy Bebop but it’s not actually Cowboy Bebop. After that we get to some Naked Opinions questions cause it’s been quite a while and I can assure you the side show isn’t dead, it’ll come back eventually just like my sexlife hopefully. Wait why did I type that no google don’t publish delete draft delete draft oh f

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Season 11 Episode 17 – Good Boy

Fanfics read:
I wanna be the guy who loves a fruit (by KennySheep)
Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)
69 Hues of Meta Friday Night Fanfiction undoes a kerfuffle (by BusterManwomb)
Good Boy (by seeyourcolorsrun) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn

I’m writing this summary while watching God-King Texas and Chicken Homed Greg fight very bad golf greens so I really don’t have many thoughts on the matter right now. We read some fanfic about I wanna be the guy, Star Trek DS9, and…ourselves?! What the retcon? Oh, and we read some Simpsons fic.

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Season 11 Episode 16 – My Nana was a Squirter, Oy

Fanfics read:
Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin)
Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Wolley

Now, hear me out. Don’t immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of this Season that will have guests, and it’s due to multiple factors. 1) They wrote the damn story and 2) one of them is a FNF staff member so we made an exception in this case. Also we had this planned out, like, almost a month in advance, and even then it almost didn’t happen due to timing and technical difficulties.

ANYWAYS, we read about Markiplier fucking a chair. Then we read about queefs. Then we answered naked opinions questions for a bit cause I think we may have run out of funny but apparently we didn’t so it’s still worth listening to. I dunno dude, I still can’t get over the chair fucking thing.

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Season 11 Episode 15 – The Brendon Hamhock Episode

Fanfics read:
Friender Bender (by thrillbro_swaggins)
Clowning Around (by MizuPhoenix) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

This episode really goes places. It mostly goes to Dave, though. Dave simultaneously throws everyone under the bus AND shows them up. We read two stories that very much flex our reference capability: Metalocalypse and Star Wars. Oh yeah, strap in and get ready to ride that rollercoaster.

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Season 11 Episode 14 – Manlet Chowder Conveyor Belt

Fanfics read:
Coitus Rudely Interruptus (by unknown)
Freddy Fazbear’s Jizzeria (by FuckmanJenkins)
Touched By An Angel (by Dragonsploosh) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Wow, is it really April already? Shit, what happened to March, and the entirety of 2020? Well, no matter, we are still here, still reading, just like that dude who kept pushing the kidney stones up the hill forever in some mythology. This time we got Attack on Titan, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and Dr. Who. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s MY turn to get a ride on the conveyor belt. I got vaccinated, after all.

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Season 11 Episode 13 – Baked Nebraska

Fanfics read:
Taking a Dip (by NoWindForThisHole)
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector (by Anne Packrat)
A Gift for Mommy (by Tafyapyap)
Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 (by Srelex) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s late and I am tired so just pretend I wrote something here about the stories we read and made vague suggestions about some of the tangents we went off on in this episode. Friggin’ waifu husbando lists.

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Season 11 Episode 12 – The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, Alaska

Fanfics read:
BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake)
Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Warning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of yelling. This one physically hurt at times to edit. That’s how bad it was. We read about Balto and gang getting into NASCAR adventures, and then had to switch over to some Lord of the Rings Hobbit stuff because I couldn’t take the screaming anymore. I hope it was worth the effort!

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Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy?

Fanfics read:
Crazy Dave’s Crazy Kinks (by daddychat)
Females Aren’t Everything (by Tafyapyap)
Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Val gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so hard to coordinate right now). Filled with tangents and dad-jokes, we read PvZ fic, Pokémon fic, and some Resident Evil fic before just giving in to the randomness. 

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Season 11 Episode 10 – I like my Pussy Al Dente

Fanfics read:
Encounter II (by VsaFic) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

In this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off on a million other conversations so at the end we just guessed at how much rule34 existed of various things. Be sure to boil your pasta for 72 hours at a minimum.

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Season 11 Episode 9 – Vladdy Daddy

Fanfics read:

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn
God-Speed (by CanadianHospitality)
Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu)
Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose)
Seductress (by JustSpirky) 

Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you can probably guess what kind of jokes ensued. We also read about Castlevania and Cars. It was a well rounded fuckfest, won’t you enjoy?

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