Season 10 Episode 5 – Pap Smear ASMR

Fanfics read:
Castlevania 1970 Disco of Evil (by Various Authors) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Nyami

In which episode that wherefore we do positively discuss the regional locale heritage of history for various and numerous differing last names. Also we read some Castlevania fanfic, which was super fun until we realized just how slowly we were going. The fic is great, but apparently not as good as Alucard’s luscious tits. Disdonn and Nyami joined in on the discussion of names and tits, too.

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Season 10 Episode 4 – Marms

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Christmas Santa and Elrond’s Roll in the Sleigh (by BusterManwomb)
yoda and tequila (by blazemaster9)
Sonic Lemons and Lemonade (by Harmonian Zutarian)
Of Cows and the Holy Goat (by Hawki)
Bored at Work (by pinkluver93) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mana, FiZ

Yeaaaah we finally made it to the part where there are guests in the episodes again! And boy, do we take ’em for a ride this time. Veterans Mana and FiZ join for a plethora of variety as we tackle 5 fanfics and make it through 4 5/8 of them. First we get more BusterManwomb, which we tried to read earlier closer to XMas but we got distracted. Then, we read about Yoda’s drinking habits. Then we read a Sonic Lemon extravaganza! Then we read about Diablo and Goat Simulator. And then erotic Three Stooges happens. It is a hugely wild ride, akin to being in a Twister with none other than Bill Paxton.

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Season 10 Episode 3 – The Great Canadian Wallpaper Festival

Fanfics read:
Link and His Bitches (by The_Evening_Primrose)
Rigby To The Rescue (by Shadowgate)
True Beauty (by gothicbloodyrose666)
Fuck You (by annablack1102) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

To be honest do people even read these descriptions anymore? I mean, like, beyond just seeing what stories we read or tried to read. Because it’s extremely difficult to write a short summary describing what goes on during each episode. Heck, even if I could remember the dozens of different comedy things that happened, how could I do it justice by trying to condense it in such a short space? You know what? I’m pretty sure Bill Paxton could have done it. He could have done anything. Oh right, we did read Regular Show, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, and Walking Dead. There, I did my job this week!

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Season 10 Episode 2 – Do you want to play with my balls? (by Carl Sagan)

Fanfics read:
Everybody Pepsi Herald of the Next Generation (by hokaze)
When The Lights Go Out At The Brady House by Richard (by address withheld)
How a duck brought down the world (by CoolCat9)
The Metroid Conspiracy Pasts of the Sin (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

We couldn’t go two straight weeks with all the hosts being on. What a roll we were on too, right? This week has four stories. We got Pepsiman, we got the Brady Bunch, we got Club Penguin, and we got Metroid, all delivered with competence and grace without any commentary or creative modifications….(I don’t think we could do that even if we tried)

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Season 10 Episode 1 – Creamy Buttery Garlic-y Mashed Potato Ejaculate

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Canada Gettin Yaoi With It, Eh (by BusterManwomb)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Season 10 is here and I couldn’t be happier! That’s because I’ve come to realize every single time we go on break and think I’ll get some free time it absolutely never fucking happens! WOO! BRING ME BACK TO WORK THEN, WORLD!

We start the season with, of course, a BusterManwomb story. We tried to read a second but shit got sidetracked way badly so we ended up just asking silly questions to each other. Glad to be back then, I guess!

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Season 9 Episode 18 – The Detroit Tigers would be less popular if they were The Detroit Barbed Penises

Fanfics read:
Pizzapoon (by ZoisiteMoon)
Pizzapoon 2 Electric Boogaloo (by ZoisiteMoon)
Pizzapoon III The Threequel (by ZoisiteMoon)
Kong (by Porngirl180)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

And we finished the Season YAAAAAAAAAY!

Season 9 draws to a close with the epic trilogy of Pizzapoon. The core hosts read their firsts (and probably their lasts) Uncle Grandpa fanfics. We had some more time at the end so we read about a normal human-sized woman getting a giant gorilla off. You know these summaries don’t do a single bit of justice to the show so just listen, ya know?

Season 10’s sign up sheet will be open until December 4th, 2019. The sheet is up on our website under the “Be a Guest” tab. The Season will start on December 11th, then go away for two weeks because of prior obligations and then Christmas. After that, Season 10 Episode 2 comes back on the first day of 2020. We look forward to growing into double digits with you all!

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Season 9 Episode 17 – I’m an athiest, dumbass, and I certainly don’t worship your dick

Fanfics read:
Embarrassing Words (by AlphaShae)
Naughty Bits (by Yarsian)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Moguta

Gotta keep this description short. We read about One Piece. We read about Dr. Who. We did the Yeti scream. Riley and Moguta joined us. Wow.

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Season 9 Episode 16 – Sgood Avocado Ass

Fanfics read:
Don’t tuck that furkey (by Sparrow)
you got that medicine i need (by dilithiumcrystallight)
Dick or Treat (by ultimateparadox)
Let’s forget the Treat (by bkitsune)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Gorejuice

Troy didn’t end up getting on fire in NBA Jam because he wasn’t on the show for three weeks in a row! Sorry, Troy. You’ll just have to keep fighting for it. This week, Val is gone the whole time, and David is gone after, like, ten minutes. But Stevo Shawn and Logan are joined by Mana and Gorejuice to read one story about a turkey and then three stories about Voltron. There’s a lot of ass eating going on. I mean, a LOT of ass eating. It’s kind of ridiculous. Tasty treats for Halloween, everyone!

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Season 9 Episode 15 – Spudman

Fanfics read:
Goosebumps You Choose the Scare – Welcome to Sand Hands (Botnik)

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Mike (Kinesis)

Dangit, Troy! How dare you come on two episodes back to back! That’s taking full advantage of the fact that you’re recruiting so many more terrible people for this terrible show, and even offering to host them or use your equipment to make it happen! Stop being such a good person!

Yes, Troy comes back again and this time brings his friend Mike (Kinesis) for our first ever choose your own adventure-style reading! Botnik’s seminal Welcome to Sand Hands is read by the crew and guests the whole time. How many times will they die? Will mom EVER stop reading our books? Was it a smart idea to bite the magician?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 9 Episode 14 – Lousy Smarch Orgasm

Fanfics read:
Monkey Business (by vexxtrak)
Olympian Gluteal Chokehold (by Eroppai (FalstaffKisaragi))
Phoenix had to suck a LOT of dick to get his badge back (by gumdickshoe)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. Pouty

Stevo and David finally got together again in person after five years of not seeing each other! We got proof of it, too! Maybe someday we’ll be unlazy enough to put together the travelogue we kinda sorta maybe filmed for like six minutes of total material, but hey, it still counts as evidence! But y’all don’t care about that. Y’all are here for the awful and the dirty, right? Yeah, you are.

Troy and Ms. Pouty return again (I can’t believe we haven’t scared them off yet). First, the core dudes read about Overwatch (this was before the Blitzchung thing, trust me, we probably wouldn’t have read it after that bullshit happened). Then, we talked about the semen capacity of primates. THEN we read the next story, and ruined Keijo with some buttsexy stuff. Finally, we completely decimate Phoenix Wright with a cheesy (literally, it’s about smegma) maybe sexy story. Clean your foreskin, bros. Also don’t keep your smega in cravats. That’s terrible.

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