Season 11 Episode 12 – The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, Alaska

Fanfics read:
BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake)
Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Warning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of yelling. This one physically hurt at times to edit. That’s how bad it was. We read about Balto and gang getting into NASCAR adventures, and then had to switch over to some Lord of the Rings Hobbit stuff because I couldn’t take the screaming anymore. I hope it was worth the effort!

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Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy?

Fanfics read:
Crazy Dave’s Crazy Kinks (by daddychat)
Females Aren’t Everything (by Tafyapyap)
Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Val gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so hard to coordinate right now). Filled with tangents and dad-jokes, we read PvZ fic, Pokémon fic, and some Resident Evil fic before just giving in to the randomness. 

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Season 11 Episode 10 – I like my Pussy Al Dente

Fanfics read:
Encounter II (by VsaFic) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

In this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off on a million other conversations so at the end we just guessed at how much rule34 existed of various things. Be sure to boil your pasta for 72 hours at a minimum.

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Season 11 Episode 9 – Vladdy Daddy

Fanfics read:

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn
God-Speed (by CanadianHospitality)
Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu)
Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose)
Seductress (by JustSpirky) 

Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you can probably guess what kind of jokes ensued. We also read about Castlevania and Cars. It was a well rounded fuckfest, won’t you enjoy?

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Season 11 Episode 8 – Jace the Lint Sculptor

Fanfics read:
MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful)
Easing one’s mind (by Veltana)
Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner (by Jack Russel) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Logan’s back again! Noticing a pattern? Cause I definitely am not. He’s totally not going to constantly pop in and out for the remainder of the season. Nope, not at all. But now that he IS back, we got to finish the MOCKFICK Book 2, and read two more stories. The first one was specifically for Logan called Easing One’s Mind, about Magic the Gathering. And then the next one was just fun for everyone, called Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner. Spoiler: he doesn’t actually do a lot of window cleaning in it. Surprised, I know.

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Season 11 Episode 7 – Pork Chops are my Moon

Fanfics read:
Simulated (by daybreaks (chrisonfire))
MOCKFICK Book 2 – Technically The First (by Popful) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Logan, still stuck on the moon or whatever, is the only one missing from this episode as we delve into our first fanfic about You Gee Ohhhh. Then we also talk about furries and a bunch of other random stuff. Look, it’s Friday and I’m tired so imagine a funnier episode description here. In lieu of that, just listen to it because it is actually funny!

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Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super hero

Fanfics read:
Dares (by Snow)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin’ Outback (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Aaaand we’re back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven in his moon base on the moon, but at least we got four of the crew on board, right? Yeah, let’s go with that rationale.

Only two stories read, and only one completed this week. First we get some super hot truth or dare billionaire action with Batman and his folks in Dares. Then we start on another bustered manethwomb epi(demi)c: 69 Hues of Chick Fil A something something something Gay the squeakwel. Gonna go grab a couple of them bloomin onion cockrings now while the oil is still scalding.

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Season 11 Episode 5 – Emit Azzip

Fanfics read:
Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo)
Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost)
Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen)
Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

YAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and the baby stayed asleep the whole time! MACKEREL. Enjoy it while it lasts, if it lasts, cause it probably doesn’t but its really nice to get the band back together to play on top of this windy rooftop surrounded by sharks and barbed wire.

In this episode we read a few Transformers Kinktober pieces, a few stories about Spider Man, and then jack into the Matrix. It was a thing! Tip your drivers.

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Season 11 Episode 4 – Rouge the Bat’s Mystery Shrunken Vagina

Fanfics read:
Jar Jar’s Bizarre Adventure (by cowboychris)
takes one to know one (by bbvqueen) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Hey look at that! Actually on a roll with releasing these (don’t look too much into it, I know the moment I say we’re on a roll some calamity or five will befall us and you won’t hear from us again until 2062. Okay, maybe not that far but just let me enjoy this small victory). Another episode with everyone minus Val, but don’t worry she comes back real real soon. Apologies as this episode was recorded in October so the commentary is a littttttttle bit dated. The stories, however, are timeless.

First we read about Jar Jar Bink’s non-canon daddy in the extremely trippy Jar Jar’s Bizarre Adventure. Then we read about Metal Gear, which David apparently has never played so don’t ask him about it cause he doesn’t know anything, and we end up trying to list all the different snakes in between various groans.

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Season 11 Episode 3 – Squishy Ishy Cummies

Fanfics read:
Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded (by daddychat)
Rambo The Alamo (by benjaminblakely807) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Wooo! David joins us for his first appearance in Season 11, only to immediately question as to whether or not Season 11 is us just gaslighting our listeners. Don’t listen to him, folks. Daddy Stevo would never steer you wrong 😉

This episode has two stories, frontloaded by a lot of offtopic chatter because of course it does. We dig deep into the Star Wars lore with Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded, so beware some spoilers exist here. After that, a short dessert fiction course of Rambo. History is wild and wonderful, on full display in this probably true story.

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