Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, DLUCKS, Cap
Behold: two wildly disproportionate fanfics! The main event is the E.T. sequel you never wanted: “ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me!” by Mr. Five. It turns out the space baby we knew as E.T. has grown into a space man named Kamacla and he’s returning to Earth for his #1 boo, Elliot. You might want to get a bag of Reese’s Pieces to go with your booze for this one. You know, to diversity the things sputtering out of your mouth when this unsettling story forces you to do a spit-take.
Plus: special guest, Nerdy Show‘s Cap interjects with weird E.T. facts and we read “Beguile” by 1JettaPug, a short Overwatch fic. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go shopping for a light-up E.T. finger to stick into various holes.