Season 4 Episode 8 – One Pump Chump

Posted on July 29, 2016October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Sir Splee, Waffle
Referee: Val

We delve deeper into “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku and switch perspectives to a different character. Even with new blood in the mix, the Pokémon raping fiasco persists, and this character has it way worse. Gary Stu just won’t stop enjoying the unwanted sex. This story sucks hard. Come bare witness to our raw, uncut suffering.

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Season 4 Episode 7 – There’s No Time For Pants

Posted on July 15, 2016October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Greg, Kat
Referee: Val

Share our pain as we suffer new thresholds of Poké-porn poison in part two of the Gary Stu adventures that are “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. Sit back, relax, and join us for more psychic pollution of non-consensual Pokémon encounters. In this episode, the mailman’s curse is confirmed to be real. Not only that, our main character who has zero character at all ends up trying to avoid the onslaught of Pokétang and stumbles on one of the mythical raped mailmen, who explains that the “curse” gets worse over time. DEAR, SWEET HELIX WHAT ARE WE EVEN READING ANYMORE?!!?!?

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Season 4 Episode 6 – Swivel Sticks

Posted on July 8, 2016October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Tony
Referee: Val

Join us for the first of several installments of putrid pornography. “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku is a story about Pokémon. And having sex with Pokémon. And mailmen getting raped. Multiple mailmen. Multiple rapings. It’s painful to look headlong into the abyss of abusive fantasy porn, but that’s the quest, and that’s why we have booze.

Regardless, this is going to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad time.

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Season 4 Episode 5 – Swivel Dicks

Posted on July 1, 2016September 30, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery (by Annonymous Author)

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Nodachie, Lackofsense
Referee: Val

Prithee, tell us, what stories do we read?
Of fiction, of fandoms, but original source not decreed
For we have yet to dain to touch non-fanfiction stories
But this night we make history, with buggering and debaucheries

And no, I’m not calling it “Ropey Fish Juice”.

Presenting “The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery” an anonymous play from the 17th century that was submitted for us to read. It is right up our alley, and even though it isn’t fanfiction, we did it anyway. And boy did we love it!

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Season 4 Episode 4 – The Stank Sword of Doom

Posted on June 24, 2016September 30, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)
Alex gets Circumcised (by Travis 2016)
Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies (by Peter Chimaera)
Inga Breaks Captain America (by lilguy)

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Gorejuice
Referee: Val

Our show begins with the thrilling conclusion of the multiversal fanfic “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s bad. It’s REALLY bad. Then we revisit a classic we shared with Nerdy Show in our pre-FNF days, “Inga Breaks Captain America” by lilguy – a noticeable improvement from xxxkawaiikandixxx’s unfathomable poison.

Just when you thought you were safe: Arthur porn. Not Dudley Moore/ Russel Brand’s lovable drunk. Arthur the aardvark, or in this case his bunny pal Alex. Behold “Alex Gets Circumcised” by Travis 2016 and share in Stevo’s trauma. Finally, we read “Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies” by Peter Chimaera. Perhaps shockingly, it’s better than the game it’s based on.

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Season 4 Episode 3 – Je Suis Batman

Posted on June 17, 2016September 30, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Matt
Referee: Val

Oh boy, just what we always wanted. Introducing “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s a multi-franchise fanfic that’s like if tumblr threw up all over “My Immortal”. Thanks to our guests and fans in general for helping us get through part one, because it hurts. This story doesn’t make our Willy Wonkas massive, nor does it make us scene.

Diddly.

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Season 4 Episode 2 – I Was Going To Fuck This Boy

Posted on June 10, 2016September 30, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Heroic (by Scecky)
Justin, Fergus and Dakota (by Jake B)
Teasetting Ron (by Oowth)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tehmsu, Wolfboy
Referee: Val

This episode we’re kicking things off by imbibing in some traditional FNFpoison: Harry Potter fanfiction. “Heroic” by Scecky and “Teasetting Ron” by Oowth limber us up for the real challenge: “Justin, Fergus, and Dakota” by Jake B. A fic about real world celebrities.

Nope. All the friggin’ nope in the world. Everyone reading this truly foul fanfiction just compromised their job opportunities for the future. Life is terrible now.

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Season 4 Episode 1 – The Redcocks

Posted on June 3, 2016September 30, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Adopting A Cute Bear Cub (by Brickhousebunny21)
Cream and Caramel (by Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val

Quick note: As of 9/25/2019, Seasons 1, 2 and 3 of Friday Night Fanfiction have been separated out to an archives feed and can be accessed here.

Our quest begins once again! Welcome to Season 4! New host Shawn will be accompanying us for the long haul, and this entire season is dedicated in memoriam to Logan’s lost testicle.

To start, we dive right into the Poképhilia with “Adopting a Cute Bear Cub” by Brickhousebunny21. Lots of non-anthro fuzzy wangus in here, along with some milkjunkies and background yelling from Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini!

After that, we read a story penned by FNFfan, Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness, based on one of our ideas: a Peach/Daisy futa fic called “Cream and Caramel“. It was… definitely something. Various genitals flying around, some kind of tentacle monster… the usual!

This is going to be a rough few months.

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