Season 6 Episode 2 – Cockapoodledoo

Fanfics read:
Rick and Morty’s Quest for Love (by Th3Baron)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Beth, Sam

We *urgghh* *burb* read some, uhhh *brrp* some of that there erotic *uhh burp* Ricky and Morty fanfiction, there. *barf*

Okay, I honestly can’t type like that for too long without going absolutely insane and smothering my supple, naked body with “I voted” stickers and taking a bath in snails. Sam and Beth join us for an attempt (valiant, possibly foolish) at reading Rick and Morty’s Quest for Love. Tropey? Yup. Horribly written? You bet. Uncomfortable sexuality involving aliens? Yeah, that’s a definite. Prepare your earholes to get fucked in many ways unfamiliar to humanity.

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

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Season 6 Episode 1 – The Bullworth Academy Meat Tornadoes

Fanfics read:
A Date with Yoda (by blooddavid4658)
Thundercats The Magic Dust (by Mugetsu G)
Wet Love (by ChaoticTrainer)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val

And we’re BAAAAAAAACK! And, of course, basically nothing’s changed. The crew storms through three stories to kick off Season 6, and it’s clear that downhill is a thing that just never ends for us.

First off is a story about Yoda going on a date with Miley Cyrus. Which is not the actual Yoda but just some dude’s friend who’s gamertag is Yoda. We still use the Yoda voice, though, because that makes it all the more awkward as we discuss how much ear hair Yoda’s dick has.

After that, we get kinky in furtown with some Thundercats erotica. David keeps talking about some Mechanical Redneck from He-man or something, but it’s still pretty hot/gross.

Finally, we read a very short story about the anime Free!, which is about swimming and other assorted wetnesses.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and we hope you all like the new intro!

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Season 5 Episode 43 – It’s Called Poopie

Fanfics read:

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
This is it, the final episode of the longest Season we’ve ever had (so far, hopefully ever, but you never know). With this, the brave boys n girls of FNF finish that koopalings fic. After that concludes (for what it’s worth that we can call it concluded, it ended on a terrible note and it wasn’t really an ending), Val gets to read a wonderfully short Scott Pilgrim trollfic. And we end the Season reading a story that one of our fans wrote about Stevo and David sending Steam gifts and the dangers of abusing all your internet bandwidth. Think of the opossums, won’t you?
With Season 5 concluded, so does our tenure with Nerdy Show Network. I want to take this time to once again extend many thanks to them for hosting us and giving us a place to live during our formative Seasons. We wish them and every show on the Network the best in the future moving forward, as they’re also going through a lot of transitions right now.

We’ll be making a separate announcement on the podcast feed about this as well, but you can find us at our new website being hosted at http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/ We’ve started recruiting for Season 6, and recruitment for this Season ends on March 21st. Season 6 will start on April 4th, 2018. The adventure continues. We’ll see you all real soon!

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Season 5 Episode 42 – Krispy Kreme Drippings

Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sony, Simjan

Join us once more for some o’ that there homoerotic lizardman koopa-thingy story “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Many riveting emotional topics were discussed – including expensive anime figurines, pastries, fractured and angled genitalia, and whether brojobs are hobbies or not!

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Season 5 Episode 41 – High Cumlonic

Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sammy

In this episode we’re reading a story about gay lizardmen who are brothers. There must be something in the water that’s turning them that way, if conspiracy theories are to be believed! It’s like our show has been invaded by Alex Jones and his Infowarez, or whatever it’s called. Yup, we’re still reading “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather.

GAY LIZARDMEN SIBLINGS. WAKE UP, AMERIKA.

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Season 5 Episode 40 – Why is Mary-Jane the Crypt Keeper?

Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Danyo, Sara

We resume reading “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith and boy does it get awkward. Mostly because of a dude named Craig. Because Craig is not really a sexy name at all. Also Craig does drugs and it all gets really weird and awkward… and still… definitely not a sexy name. We progress from there into uncharted caverns, mostly trying to define concave dimensions on a human being’s body. We also ruined the Crypt Keeper. After at long last wrapping the Spider-Person debauchery, we start “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Enjoy!

Or don’t… Because it’s awful!

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Season 5 Episode 39 – Do Not Post The Mister Mustache Picture

Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val

Excelsior, true believers!

Surely the spectacular Spider-Man has sensational sexcapades – but not when he’s on the clock! That’s irresponsible! And you know how Spidey is about responsibility… In “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith, Spider-Man, goes on a vacation retreat with other characters where obvious sexual shenanigans are going to occur. Stuff gets gross, but that’s okay! These are superheros, people – they need to blow off steam and when you deal with the kinds of things they deal with you’d be into some rank stuff, too.

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Season 5 Episode 38 – Schtee-Dong

Fanfics read:
Doug Got Abducted (by ComicsNix)
Batman In the Bowels of Hell (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val

We go on a Comicsnix-athon (that’s what you call a marathon reading of stories by fanfic author, Comicsnix, of course) – beginning with “Doug Got Abducted“. Then we stopped Doug Got Abducted. It was so bad we had to quit. But then it was on to “Batman in the Bowels of Hell“, which aged like a fine wine.

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Season 5 Episode 37 – I’m Not Being Mad, I’m Just Being Loud

Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) 
Velma’s Big Dick (by Squall)

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Judi

WE DID IT! YAY! WE”RE DONE! “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is finished. Everything was resolved and there were zero open threads and it was totally satisfying and not at all just a relief to be finished. Okay… bold faced lies throughout the last sentence minus the fact that we finished.

But not only is that hot mess over, we’ve started another: “Velma’s Big Dick” by squall. It’s a classic that most of us almost entirely forgot. The fresh horror unearthed is just as bad as it was the first time.

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Season 5 Episode 36 – Boob Food

Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Scout, Waffle

Behold: the on-going nightmare of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. The plot dissolves into nothingness and vague recollections leaving us questioning the essentials: why are people giving other people their baby teeth, why are there fuel gauges on breasts, and… Knuckles Jr.  Why?

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