Season 11 Episode 5 – Emit Azzip

Fanfics read:
Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo)
Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost)
Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen)
Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

YAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and the baby stayed asleep the whole time! MACKEREL. Enjoy it while it lasts, if it lasts, cause it probably doesn’t but its really nice to get the band back together to play on top of this windy rooftop surrounded by sharks and barbed wire.

In this episode we read a few Transformers Kinktober pieces, a few stories about Spider Man, and then jack into the Matrix. It was a thing! Tip your drivers.

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Season 11 Episode 4 – Rouge the Bat’s Mystery Shrunken Vagina

Fanfics read:
Jar Jar’s Bizarre Adventure (by cowboychris)
takes one to know one (by bbvqueen) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Hey look at that! Actually on a roll with releasing these (don’t look too much into it, I know the moment I say we’re on a roll some calamity or five will befall us and you won’t hear from us again until 2062. Okay, maybe not that far but just let me enjoy this small victory). Another episode with everyone minus Val, but don’t worry she comes back real real soon. Apologies as this episode was recorded in October so the commentary is a littttttttle bit dated. The stories, however, are timeless.

First we read about Jar Jar Bink’s non-canon daddy in the extremely trippy Jar Jar’s Bizarre Adventure. Then we read about Metal Gear, which David apparently has never played so don’t ask him about it cause he doesn’t know anything, and we end up trying to list all the different snakes in between various groans.

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Season 11 Episode 3 – Squishy Ishy Cummies

Fanfics read:
Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded (by daddychat)
Rambo The Alamo (by benjaminblakely807) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Wooo! David joins us for his first appearance in Season 11, only to immediately question as to whether or not Season 11 is us just gaslighting our listeners. Don’t listen to him, folks. Daddy Stevo would never steer you wrong 😉

This episode has two stories, frontloaded by a lot of offtopic chatter because of course it does. We dig deep into the Star Wars lore with Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded, so beware some spoilers exist here. After that, a short dessert fiction course of Rambo. History is wild and wonderful, on full display in this probably true story.

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Season 11 Episode 2 – Neopolitan Style Uranium Ice Cream

Fanfics read:
Gurren Jesus (by Jasonbobdude)
Enjoy Your Strap-On, Sir (by jen0va99)
The Finer Points of Carrots (by Decadent Meerkat) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

Only a week between recording this and the first episode, yet somehow took two months to edit. Damn, our crew really needs to unionize to justify such selfish and entitled behavior! Also, I’m starting to notice a trend with Season 11 thus far: there’s a lot of talk about nuclear stuff. No real reason, just…nuclear stuff.

Stevo, Shawn and Logan read a few stories: one about Gurren Lagan (featuring Jesus), one about some lawyers that star in a Capcom game, and one about a Disney property that was inexplicably popular for some reason or another. Also features a small cameo from then two-month-old Xavier! Already making his daddy proud, that boy was. 

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Season 11 Episode 1 – High Yield Nuclear Walrus

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Family Friendly Willow 2 & Happy Potter’s Moist Flesh Book (by BusterManwomb)
The Real world part 1 ( Used to be Human in the lion king world) (by Sindragon) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

Well we certainly totally didn’t stop doing Season 10 before we planned to and then ended up hiding in a cave for six months, now did we?

Yes, friends, well and ill wishers, FNF is back. Kinda. Sorta. It’s complicated. We’re still working out any possible schedules but at the very least some material is ready! Even though this episode was recorded in the middle of friggin’ August.

No guests for now and the near-ish future, and also not every host but three out of five ain’t too bad. Stevo, Logan and Shawn read a story written in honor of the baby graduating from not-born to now-born, thanks to Buster Manwomb. We follow that up with reading about WWE and Lion King but not really WWE because it’s self insert or whatever. Enjoy, and hope the laughs were worth waiting for! Fingers crossed we have the next one out before the next cursed event of this awful year.

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Season 10 Episode 15 – Corn Flake Chicken

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Deez Nuts 10 Yoshi’s Booty World (by BusterManwomb)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A Revelations (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Another week, another set of audio issues that needed to be microprocessed in post! Seems to be a running theme, right? We’re the best at being the worst. Expect nothing less. Except maybe corn flake chicken. In this episode, we talk about said culinary delicacy, and read two “stories” by our unholiest of holies, Buster Manwomb. Keep staying safe during this time of identical covid19-style hopeful commercials!

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Season 10 Episode 14 – Awkward Girls Drink Soup to Genesis

Fanfics read:
Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle)
Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski,  Aleen Isley, Tom White 

This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but could only speak in his own lyrics, and also what Garfield would be like if it was like the new Joker movie. Welcome to Lasagna Hell.

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Season 10 Episode 13 – One-Hyuk Stand

Fanfics read:
Goofy’s Hyuk of the Day (by BaloneyPony and Friends)
The Furry Bible (by gayfurry) – Aborted
Bibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis (by Fonz Pond) – Aborted
My Feet Hurt (by patricia51) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Angelbaine

Oh what a clusterfuck this episode was. First we read a Goofy fanfic, and summoned our worst Dracula impressions while we got hyuked real hard. Then Sara and Angelbaine join us as we tried to read a story about the bible if it were for furries. We aborted reading that one. Then we tried to read about Bibleman. We aborted reading that one too (seriously, why is any fic involving the bible so awful?). Finally we settled on slaying Logan on the inside by reading about feet and Resident Evil. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Season 10 Episode 12 – Some People Think with Their Honey Crater

Fanfics read:
Love in the Time of Corona(virus) (by affectionateAvocado)
Animal Cocking Gerudoggy Style (by oofoe)
WX-78 May Find This Shocking (by ZekuDoge) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Matt

Hot off from finishing the Tamanegi Saga, we get topical by reading about Coronavirus! Yup, and its also Star Wars. The sequel trilogy. Yup. It happened, can’t wipe it from history now. We were then joined by Riley and Matt to read about some sexy Animal Crossing since that’s also relevant and will get us some extra mouse clicks. Then we just say fuck it and read about Don’t Starve, and prove that Logan is in fact a robot. 

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Season 10 Episode 11 – The Mile-My Club

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cyril, Katy

Somehow we finally finished our re-do of the Tamanegi Saga! Thanks to Cyril and Katy for their assistance, we got through the onion-drenched wastes and punched metal-dick Shrek in the fucking face. Go us. After we finished that, we did a run of AI Dungeon where we fucked then killed then burned it all to the ground. It was a delightful romp.

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