Season 5 Episode 25 – Some People Had Good Dads

Posted on October 28, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn

This is the stuff of nightmares. Our Season 5 longfic reading, Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, is so bad that our computer hardware stopped working properly. Yes, we had to re-record this episode on a Sunday because we had technical issues. May the memory forever stain us.

In this episode we finally get to the bonding ceremony (not the good kind of bonding either) – plus pizza burps and general malaise ahoy!

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Season 5 Episode 24 – Don’t Eat Them Grapes

Posted on October 22, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta

Our second foray into the world of Hyrule as lucidly dreamed by Link’s Queen in our Season 5 lognfic reading: “My Inner Life”. For reals, it gets a bit hot and heavy right up until Dracula shows up (our Dracula, not Dracula in the story). Laughs were had, tears were shed, and we definitely ruined a few legacies. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to go commission some Carl on Carl erotic art.

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Season 5 Episode 23 – American Splits

Posted on October 13, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
American Splits (by Heisanevilgenius)
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tom

Behold the cosmic horror that is “American Splits” a story by Heisanevilgenius, aka Peter Chimera, aka Tom White who joins the fantastic fivesome in this very episode! We named it right at the start of our show, even, for no apparent reason! Game of Thrones will never be the same again. Following that, we finally get started on our longfic for the season: “My Inner Life” by Link’s Queen. This thing almost predates the internet, people. It was made in the late 90’s as part of someone’s lucid dream experience in the land of Hyrule, complete with Mary-Sue complex and self-insertion. This is gonna hurt real bad. Real bad.

Drink along with us for the longest author’s note we’ve ever read – so long we only barely get into the sexy on the first episode! HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS.

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Season 5 Episode 22 – HGTV Satan

Posted on September 10, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Masturbation for Dummies Gold Edition (by Redtana)
Thomas the Tank Engine in: Tension Relief (by TrainMaster64)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn
Guests: Nodachie, Bubbles

Two “titillating” tales to terrify! The first, “Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)” by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It’ll make you ask profound questions like: “does mutual masturbation counts as the ‘friendship’ part of ‘Friendship is Magic’.” The second story, “Tension Relief” by TrainMaster64, will remind you just how creepy Thomas the Tank Engine is and then crank that creep up to 11 with eerie erotica. Toot-toot!?

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Season 5 Episode 21 – I Married a Lie

Posted on August 25, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
I Can Fix That (by TheLilacPilgrim)
Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience (by Flutterpriest)
Sonic and the Pokéginas (by Freedom Beef)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn

We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by JakeB, which includes camera angles and confusing genitals. It left a pretty nasty taste in our mouths so we decided to dive right into a My Little Pony story guaranteed to offend with “Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience” by Flutterpriest. It’s awesome to confirm that Jesus not only vapes but also can do sick tricks with a fidget spinner. The smut in that one was questionable, so we move on to our favorite: Sonic crossovers with Freedom Beef’s “Sonic and the Pokéginas“. A perfect balance of right up our alley/not up our alley at all! Lastly, based entirely on things talked about during the show, we read “I Can Fix That” by TheLilacPilgrim, an Anderson Cooper/Stephen Colbert spanking fic that we really hope becomes a live adaptation one day. Anderson Cooper is indeed quite dreamy.

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Season 5 Episode 20 – Angus Gaped

Posted on August 18, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
Island Interlude (by Tira Ravenwings)
Tangled Web Flattery (by Tira Ravenwings)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tony, Cap

Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no – the sexual adventures of The Holograms and The Misfits are off-key and boring. Submitted for your disapproval: “Island Interlude” and “Tangled Web Flattery“. But don’t worry fam, we’ve got some toxic fic to wash it all down with: “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by Jake B. It’s from Kristen’s Collection – so you KNOW it’s bad and wrong, wrong, wrong.

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Season 5 Episode 19 – ‘a’he’er U’i’ed

Posted on August 11, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Dirty Laundry (by emeraldeyedirishdaughter)
Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash in a Race (by Scootareader)

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Sarah, Jeremy

Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us… this was pretty freaking unsexy. Behold as rookie readers get riotous and try to pick apart plot and logic which isn’t there. The alcohol will teach them, and teach them well.

We chase the Whovian smut with a My Little Pony story, because this year Friday Night Fanfiction is going to be at BronyCon – and it’s this weekend! Join us for “Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash Who Beats Sonic in a Race” by by Scootareader. It’s a great story for all fans of MLP and probably no fans of Sonic.

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Season 5 Episode 18 – Charlie Browm

Posted on August 4, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
A Charlie Brown Christmas (by Author Obscure)
Tony, Cind, and Bam Make a Porno (by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Afrohawk, Cyril, Lackofsense, Zak

Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by “boards” we mean both your skateboard as well as whatever phallic object you’re sporting… because Tony Hawk and Bam Margera are about to “grind”.

Next we read “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Author Obscure. We thought it was going to be whimsical. Well, it’s only really whimsical if you’re into pee, inter-species relations, and other forbidden fruits. If you see Charles Schulz in heaven, tell him we’re sorry.

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Season 5 Episode 17 – Time and Lube Heal All Wounds

Posted on July 28, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION (by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories)
Toaster Face (by eerosama)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, GraphicSloth, Mirri

Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But… “by start “right” we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In “Toaster Face” by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh with a cooking toaster. Yeah. It was pretty awful.

Then we move on to indie game sensation, Undertale. It’s a first for us here on the show and in “THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION” by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories we get quite the introduction. Join us on a quest for boning literally anyone or anything in the game… and it still didn’t happen. But a lot of walls were broken, particularly the 4th one.

BONE JOKES!

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Season 5 Episode 16 – Woo

Posted on July 21, 2017October 1, 2019 by fridaynightfanfiction

Fanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sony, Tia

It’s always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy” by Baranbrat – Presidents were impersonated, Die’s were Harded, Woo’s were woo’d, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily functions happened. The smiles hurt on top of the pain of reading… Even when we’re having fun it’s almost unbearable.

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