Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, ChronoTyrant
Referee: Val

You guessed it, our trek continues through Niduranduran’s longform erotic Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”.  This time we begin with a vigorous banging of a cucumber and the family cat. Then we encounter some much-needed character development and the introduction of another Pokémon ripe for a sensual liaison – this time with a broody past and active Tsundere gene. More puns are made, more horrors are uncovered. You know, the same drink-inducing, joke-to-keep-sane, usual here on FNF.

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Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Beth, Sam
Referee: Val

Continuing our adventure with the nightmarish “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran.  We find ourselves fully immersed in the orgy-tastic porkfest that apparently is still not considered “full caligula”. Thrill as the main character finds yet another (human) love interest, gets his Poké license, and gets finger friendly with a lady house cat. Why not? Oh, but don’t worry, there’s Pokésex in this one: this time around he bones a Lopunny. Party.

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Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Lackofsense
Referee: Val

We return to our latest long form fanfic nightmare: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran and delve deeper into the madness and Poképhilia. Adam starts to unravel the thread of eroticism that is his budding lust for non-anthropomorphic animalia when a Chikorita begins to catch his fancy. Seriously, its a cucumber mint plan with eyes. This is wrong on so many levels, and we’re not even an eighth of the way done.

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Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val

After a month-long hiatus to clean up a bunch of things, we’re back! To celebrate, our core hosting party gathered to summon forth one of our most infamous fics from the time before Friday Night Fanfic. Yes, this season’s longfic is “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. It’s notable for its length, detail, attention to character building, and of course, its copious amounts of Poképhilia, incest, group sex, and squirting. Yes, this story is just as bad as we remember it, even though we don’t remember most of it.

Bottom’s up, down your glass, grab a piece of Poké-ass!

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Fanfics read:
Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust (by ComicsNix)
Severus Snape Professor and Lover (by Comicsnix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn. Sam, Beth
Referee: Val

Okay, okay… we’ll freely admit our folly on this one. We’re going back to our roots. And by “roots” we mean the first horrible fanfics we read in our pre–FNF days – the literary poison that corrupted our souls and set us on this dark path. What better place to start, than with our old friend, storied author Comicsnix. First we destroy the Scooby-Doo mythos in “Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust” then we ravage Harry Potter AND The Teletubbies in “Severus Snape: Professor and Lover“.

And thus the Misery Cycle begins anew…

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Fanfics read:
Beguile (by 1JettaPug)
ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me! (by Mr. Five)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, DLUCKS, Cap
Referee: Val

Behold: two wildly disproportionate fanfics! The main event is the E.T. sequel you never wanted: “ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me!” by Mr. Five. It turns out the space baby we knew as E.T. has grown into a space man named Kamacla and he’s returning to Earth for his #1 boo, Elliot. You might want to get a bag of Reese’s Pieces to go with your booze for this one. You know, to diversity the things sputtering out of your mouth when this unsettling story forces you to do a spit-take.

Plus: special guest, Nerdy Show‘s Cap interjects with weird E.T. facts and we read “Beguile” by 1JettaPug, a short Overwatch fic. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go shopping for a light-up E.T. finger to stick into various holes.

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Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson)
She Wants The B (by softplops)
WrestleMania 1962 Voldemort, John Cena, John F Kennedy, and More (by CottoneyeJoe)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Afrohawk
Referee: Val

Deep breath. We stand on the precipice of… FINALLY FINISHING THE LAST PART OF “SONIC IN THE SEARCH FOR LOVE” FOR EVER AND EVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME PLEASE DO NOT SEND US ANYMORE. Please read along with the end of our terrible journey in “Dreams are eternal, search for the true story” by OathkeeperRoxasxNamine09.

After that, we read “She Wants The B” by softplops – a morbid and terrible Bee Movie fanfic. It… It’s not the Jerry Seinfeld that we know and love. Finally, we attempt to read a Wrestlemania fic starring John Cena and JFK for some reason. Behold: “WrestleMania 1962 Voldemort, John Cena, John F Kennedy, and More” by CottoneyeJoe.

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Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT)
Dreams are eternal, search for the true story (by Michael Johnson)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, HerrWozzek
Referee: Val

In this episode, we conclude our Star Wars journey from last week: tribalTAT’s “Star Wars – Episode VII: a NUDE hope“. It just kept getting worse and worse until we hit a cliffhanger. And now we’re plummeting off that cliff into a painful abyss.

After that, we revisit one of Friday Night Fanfiction‘s white whale fics… For a third time. Yup, it’s “Sonic in the Search for Love”! Previously another fan (thanks, DG20016!) wrote an alternate ending to that horrible story, and now OathkeeperRoxasxNamine09 does the same with “Dreams are eternal, search for the true story”

You know, we thought we were done. And then we thought we were done again. Join us for emotional whiplash and another crude adventure!

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Fanfics read:
Padme’s Galactic Tour – Kashyyyk (by The Stingray)
Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Jared
Referee: Val

ITS STAR WARS DAY! Wait, no… that’s in May. It’s Rogue One trailer day! Celebrate our first substantial look at the first Star Wars spin-off movie with two naughty, dirty, gross, sexy stories in the Star Wars universe. (Let’s say it’s an “expanded” universe). First, we get a wookie gangbang in “Padme’s Galactic Tour: Kashyyyyk” by The Stingray. Next, we get an alternative to The Force Awakens with “Star Wars Episode VII – a NUDE hope” by tribalTAT. Spoiler alert: Han still dies. This time way worse. Also it involves poop.

ENJOY.

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Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Classic (by whiskyandoldspice (Itsirtou))

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Joemotycki, Sollux
Referee: Val

We finally, FINALLY crush through the painful, Poképorn sensation that is “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. We all got very sad and Stevo, at least, got very very hungry. Then, we wash our mouths out with “Classic” by whiskeyandoldspice – a short story about Q.

No, not that Q.

No, not that one either. Apparently, a very young Q from a new James Bond thing. We recommend thinking of superwrinkles Q, though. Makes it grosser.

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